Akashic Records of the Bastard Child Engaged to a Goddess

Chapter 242 The naked diplomacy act?

Naked Diplomacy Arc I

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(POV: Lumiere)

A portal materialized before us, courtesy of Stellaria, and we were transported back to the entryway of the Silva Citadel.

"Ugh, this seems like a waste of my abilities," said Stellaria.

I chuckled nervously. "I get it, ha... ha."

"It's fine," Stellaria rolled her eyes then yawned. "I have a feeling this?ll be a good time."

As usual, she was easy-going.

I could've never tell what was going on in her mind.

Skarz, the towering minotaur, stood at the forefront, donning a regal stance as he courteously inclined his head to greet us.

"Oh, you've returned, Lord Lumiere..."

Skarz mentioned the moment he saw me.

I gazed at Skarz.

"I know there's much to explain, but I'll save it for later," I replied.

Skarz's eyebrows furrowed in curiosity, prompting me to continue.

"For now, we have some guests," I told him.

With those words, Dendrossa, Senesica, Abaddon and Tapas stepped through the portal, their presence causing Skarz's body to momentarily freeze.

But it made complete sense.

Minotaurs had the ability to sense mana of others on a more intricate level.

Because of that, they could tell the race a person was from.

That was how they knew Serena was from a godly race.

As the leader of the minotaurs, Skarz quickly regained his composure and directed his attention towards Dendrossa.

"Greetings, esteemed demon royalty," he proclaimed. "Welcome to the Silva Citadel. We, as subordinates of Lord Silva, shall ensure your utmost comfort."

Dendrossa let out a playful chuckle.

"No need to go through the trouble," she responded. "I merely wish to have a conversation with your boss here."

I raised my hand to rub my chin, contemplating her words, before letting out a slightly heavy sigh. "Though, I must ask," I interjected. "Why does it have to be a naked discussion?"

Senesica gracefully shifted back into her feline form and nimbly leaped onto my head, her warm weight comforting against my scalp.

She swished her tail lazily before speaking up.

"Well, in some cultures, skinship is known to help foster social bonding," she explained.

I raised an eyebrow in response.

One, she wasn't wrong... technically...

But that was mostly in Japan and South Korea.

In other words, outside this current "place".

Still, did I really need to be bothered? She was wearing a kimono.

So she must've had knowledge of some other worlds, she didn't feel like an Integrator.

Then again, she could be— an extremely "old" one.

"Skinship... usually refers to family members," I clarified.

Senesica let out a dramatic sigh before continuing. "I wish you were my little brother," she mused.

"Eh?" I said.

Where did that come from?

I politely cleared my throat, feeling the weight of the awkwardness settle upon us.

Or maybe it was just me.

When was the last time I didn't meet a thirsty woman?

"Don't misunderstand me," Senesica whispered seductively. "I won't be taking care of you like a loving sister. Rather, I desire something far more intimate... I'd want you to spread my legs apart and plow me."

She let out a sultry moan in the strange form of a "meow".

Still, it was hot though.

I glanced towards Abaddon and Dendrossa, seeking their reaction.

Abaddon leaned in towards me and chuckled.

"Senesica can be quite the naughty demon at times," she said.

Dendrossa smirked and chimed in, "Oh yeah, she definitely knows how to have some fun."

Their laughter followed.

Naturally, Dendrossa?s laughter was louder.

But by far, Eris had the loudest laughter.

Trying to remain composed, I nodded slowly.

"I see," I replied, my mind racing to process the unexpected revelation.

Stellaria, ever the calm presence, interjected, "There's nothing inherently wrong with it. Everyone has their desires."

Coming from someone like you or Isadora, "desire" was a strong word.

Senesica purred in response. She then proceeded to groom herself, licking her fur again with a self-assured air. "Finally, someone who understands," she murmured.

Stellaria floated towards me, gently scooping Senesica off my head.

The black cat offered a futile protest, meowing in protest.

"Let me down," Senesica pleaded. "I want to rest on my beloved?s forehead."

"Eh?" I said.

Stellaria lifted the feline.

"I don't mind how many women Lumiere wants to sleep with," she confidently spoke. "But tonight, he's thrusting his rod inside me."

Oh my god, these women!

Feeling a heavy sigh escape my lips, I looked around the group, realizing the need to divert the conversation.

"Let's not discuss this further here," I suggested wearily, seeking respite from the charged atmosphere.

Skarz turned towards Dendrossa with a knowing look.

"Perhaps we should consult the chefs, see if they can prepare something to satisfy our cravings?" he proposed.

Abaddon pondered for a moment, placing a finger on her chin.

"Well, there?s one thing we don't eat, though I'm not sure you guys need to worry about it."

"Cool then," I replied.

I already knew what we were here to do.

Although it wasn't obvious enough yet to Skarz, this was going to be a "Naked Diplomacy".

A form of diplomatic engagement that involved the use of nudity and sexual activities as a means of fostering communication and resolving conflicts between nations, realms and whatnot. This unconventional approach to diplomacy aimed to break down barriers and create a more open and intimate dialogue between parties involved.

By engaging in nude and sexual activities, diplomats hope to establish trust, build rapport, and promote understanding.

It was a bit controversial and unconventional, proponents argued that it could be an effective tool in certain situations where traditional diplomatic methods had failed.

However, critics argued that it could be exploitative, unethical, and might undermine the seriousness and integrity of diplomatic negotiations.

Overall, naked diplomacy remained a niche and debated approach to international relations.

But definitely it would work here.

And if my guess was right, I was going to be having my way with Abaddon, Senesica and any other woman Dendrossa decided to summon tonight.

Normally, I was meant to employ someone else with the task of banging these women.

However, there was no one more capable than I was.

...

After our eventful conversation, we continued our journey through the Silva Citadel, winding through its corridors and stairways.

The air grew increasingly humid, and a blanket of steam enveloped us, making it difficult to see ahead.

Sensing their confusion, I took the lead.

"There's something I haven't told you guys," I said. "This part of the Citadel is like a hidden oasis, a secret haven known only to a few."

Stellaria smirked beside me, nodding in agreement.

"I see," said Abaddon.

Dendrossa was still confused. "And what about all this steam stuff?"

"Nah, that's alright... It's a sign we're getting close..."

They actually thought the venue for the meeting would be in the City Hall or maybe in my bedroom.

Actually, it was somewhere better.

I was eager to know what this demons had to say.

I didn't need anyone to tell me that forming an alliance with them was a good idea.

And at this point, I didn't really care if they were evil— although, it's highly unlikely.

In all cases, however, keeping myself and everyone around me safe, came first.

Curiosity piqued, I felt Senesica shifting on my head, searching for a better vantage point.

"I have a feeling..." she purred, "is it some kind of onsen?"

No surprise she knew it, she was wearing a kimono after all.

Dendrossa and Abaddon exchanged surprised glances.

Before long, we reached a secluded part of the Citadel, adorned with a wooden gate. I turned to my companions smiling.

"Prepare yourselves for the venue of the diplomatic talks," I announced, for some reason, proud.

Sliding open the gate, I revealed the breathtaking sight that awaited us.

A hot spring, recently developed by the dwarves and myself, stood before us. Its waters shimmered ethereally, reflecting the gentle glow of magical cores and crystals carefully embedded around its edges. The combination of water and fire magic created a delicate equilibrium, ensuring that the warmth and healing properties of the springs were optimized.

"This'll be even better when we're all naked with you inside," Senesica licked her fur.

I chuckled a bit. "Haha~ I agree..."

"So, what're we waiting for?" Stellaria smiled deviously.