Becoming a life winner from infancy

"What's yours then?"

"Mine isn't great either, it's an R card, but at least it's better than yours..."

Wang Zhuangfei fell into thought!

This guy didn't have that girl by his side today, probably because the Paru he hatched from the Emperor edition was too joyful, and the girl despised it.

If I could beat him and take his place, maybe the toy store miss would begin to see me in a new light and let me be her dog!

So, with his hands on his hips, he said to Fang You, "How about you fight me one-on-one?"

"Fight? Of course, let's fight, come on!"

Wang Zhuangfei's Star Guardian Paru was a level 15 pure gold pig, Pig George!

"Go, Star Guardian Pig George! Let that chicken taste your power!"

Although Pig George had a very low race value and was an R-grade Paru, it had a unique ability [Here Comes Sister] due to event synergy: when there's a Peppa Pig on the team, all abilities get a +50% boost.

This ability could be said to be a different approach to the same end as [Group Tactics].

But Peppa Pig was an SR-grade Paru, a really rare Paru.

Having both Pig George and Peppa Pig indeed made a formidable opponent.

However, that wasn't important.

Because the moment Gugu Chicken made its move, Fang You knew everything.

There was no Peppa in Wang Zhuangfei's team!

All it took was several continuous pecks, and Pig George was knocked down to critical health!

Smack!

Pig George couldn't get up again!

[Congratulations on defeating Star Guardian Pig George, current progress 3/10]

"No! Impossible! How can your Gugu Chicken be so strong? You must be cheating!"

[Wang Zhuangfei couldn't believe what had just happened, Emotional Energy +10]

"Without Peppa Pig's boost and being 15 levels below me, you were certainly no match for me."

Fang You said, "My Gugu Chicken is level 30."

"You actually fed that experience fruit to Gugu Chicken? You're so cruel!"

Wang Zhuangfei covered his head, his face twisted with disbelief!

"Right, were you here to catch Peppa Pig by the river?"

Wang Zhuangfei immediately began sweating buckets, "Yes, that's right, I've used up all my Master Balls and still haven't caught a Peppa Pig!"

"Peppa Pig isn't caught by the river, you have to catch it in ponds, mudflats, and indoors."

"Impossible! I've run into Peppa Pig so many times, right by the river!"

Fang You helplessly said, "What you saw, wasn't that Pig Bikki? Pig Bikki is the one you catch by the river... That one, with the golden hair, wearing a crown..."

"Ah, that one!"

Wang Zhuangfei was petrified on the spot, "That's not Peppa Pig then!"

"Looks like your language grades aren't very promising, Zhuang Zhuang."

Fang You shook his head helplessly, "But Pig Bikki is an SSR-grade elite Paru, it's quite impressive you've encountered it so many times."

"But you need a GS Master Ball to catch it, ordinary Master Balls won't do..."

"Ahhh! Why didn't you say so earlier!"

Wang Zhuangfei collapsed on the spot, "That's 99 Master Balls! 99 of them!"

Master Balls can capture N-grade and R-grade Paru with a one hundred percent chance, and there is also a high probability of capturing SR-grade Paru. When one can mass-produce Master Paru Balls, it marks the late stage of the game. In the early to middle phase, they are considered very precious item resources.

Having used up all his Master Balls with no other handy Paru in possession, it seems Wang Zhuangfei still has a long road ahead on the journey to becoming a legendary Paru master!

After dealing with Wang Zhuangfei, Fang You felt that finding opponents one by one was too passive and inefficient.

So he thought about it and decided to use an approach of waiting for the others to come to him for battles.

He let Xia Nuoluo Xian Yu make a cardboard sign and then went to the park square to set up a stall for combat.

[Golden Gugu Chicken Challenge]

[Rules: Limited to one-on-one battles with Star Guardian Paru only]

[Star Guardian Paru quality must be SR or below]

[Paru level must not exceed level 30]

[Limited to one challenge per person]

Fang You set up a lot of constraints, a strategy to ensure the highest success rate for Golden Gugu Chicken, making sure his mission was foolproof.

"Come and see, take a look, the Golden Gugu Chicken Challenge starts today!"

Super E-person Xia Nuo shouted out to attract customers for Fang You, "Come and have a one-on-one with our Star Guardian Gugu Chicken. The winner gets 10 yuan, and if you lose, you only pay 1 yuan!"

Soon, Xia Nuo's shout attracted many elementary school students who gathered around to watch, and they began to crowd in for a closer look.

"There's such a thing as free money? If my dad had the third generation Paru, I'd definitely come to fight."

"Damn, I only have the second generation machine, no Star Guardian Paru. If only I hadn't begged my mom to buy it so early."

"Hahaha, Gugu Chicken dares to reign supreme? Let it fight against my Star Guardian Quick Monkey."

"Arrogant fool, watch as my Mischievous Meow crushes you to pieces!"

[You defeated Star Guardian Quick Quick Monkey, current progress 4/10]

[You defeated Star Guardian Mischievous Meow, current progress 5/10]

[You defeated...]

After an afternoon of learning and exchanging, Fang You defeated a total of 4 Star Guardian Paru players, with the Golden Cuckoo Chicken basically steamrolling them.

After all, he had already tested his strength against a Quasi-god beast, these little Calamari were simply not to be feared.

"Damn, what kind of chicken is this, it's so divine!"

"I'm afraid there won't be a Star Guardian Paru in the nearby streets that can defeat this cuckoo chicken."

"Wait, just take a look at her Star Guardian Paru!"

Everyone discovered that Xia Nuo's Star Guardian Paru was even more miraculous.

"Damn! Holy shit, it's a Star Guardian Sky Feather Dragon! This is practically no different from a god beast!"

"Only a Sky Feather Dragon like this could beat the Golden Cuckoo Chicken, right!"

"Nope, I was defeated by the cuckoo chicken as well."

Xia Nuo, with her hands on her hips, said, "You You's Cuckoo Chicken pummeled my Sky Feather Dragon so badly."

"Damn, bro, I'm begging you, let me touch it."

"Can we take a look at your cuckoo chicken? It's too cool!"

While Fang You became a legend in the sports park and harvested a lot of Emotional Energy,

his goal was not yet achieved.

There were still 3 targets left.

All the eligible Star Guardian Paru players nearby must have been crushed by now.

Continuing to set up a stall here would probably not be very beneficial.

Mainly because the weather was too hot, and not many kids were willing to come out to play.

Fang You needed to find a place where kids gathered.

So, was there such a place with lots of kids of around the same age, from well-off families, who should have the money to afford Star Guardian Paru?

Hello, there is.

That day, Fang You came to Jingji Children's Martial Arts Hall again to attend the experience class!

"Oh my, You You, you've finally come back. Do you know how much Teacher Meng has missed you!"

Meng Xing continued to greet Fang You with a somewhat scary smile, "You've been gone for so long, the teacher thought you went to another martial arts hall!"

"Other halls are just so-so."

To Fang You, the children's martial halls all seemed pretty much the same, basically kids playing house, without anything particularly worth learning. If one wished to learn real skills not in textbooks, one would have to go to various schools' martial halls to study and improve, but he was not old enough for that yet, just playing around here.

Of course, when You You said this, Meng Xing was very pleased.

At least it proved that his children's martial hall had really attracted him!

"Oh, it seems you really like it here..."

"Quick, come on in and take a seat, the teacher will make you some tea... No, wait, what would you like, juice, milk, or coke?"

"No thanks, I'm not thirsty yet."

Fang You said indifferently, "Teacher Meng, I'm just here to have a look today, you don't need to fuss over me."

"Alright! Whatever you need or want to learn, Teacher Meng will teach you personally, hands-on! For free, oh! For free!"

...

Fang You came out of the reception room and looked around in the bustling dojo.

He hadn't changed into a dojo uniform yet because his waist was still adorned with his Emperor's Pledge Limited Edition third-generation Paru machine; he had to attract attention here.

"Crap, what is that!"

"It's so shiny, so bright!"

"So cool! Is that machine the new generation Paru device?"

Fang You was eagerly harvesting everyone's Emotional Energy.

But, of course, all of this was just incidental.

What he really planned to do was to get those kids with Paru devices to come up and interact with him.

That way, he could gather his ten lucky players and successfully attain the Talent of the Child of Luck!

...

How come no one's coming up to talk to me.

Clearly, Fang You had forgotten one thing:

That was his previous rampage in the dojo, during which he had offended a very important person.

Now, anyone who went up to talk to Fang You would be crossing that important figure!

Unless... the important figure himself decided to come over and be defeated!

"Hmph... I can't believe you actually came back here."

The first child in the dojo to strike up a conversation with Fang You was the icy-eyed, head-held-high elder sister of Jingji Children's Martial Arts Hall, Zhao Yueqing!