Canon Fodder

CHAPTER 415 BREAK AWAY

“Oh my god it worked!” A familiar voice said. My entire body was on fire as I writhed on the floor in pain. “It worked! It worked! It worked! I’m fucking amazing.” The woman said. I groaned, blinking as I tried to regain my vision. “Oh my god, Weston. Sorry, sorry!” I felt her hands on me, trying to help pull me up. “Totally freaking forgot how big you are. Fuck, get up dude. We got shit to do.” 

I stood and almost fell again. Forcing Nen to my body to help empower me I shook my head. It was dark around me, but I was slowly getting my bearings. Breathing in and out I began to look around slowly. 

The first thing I noticed was I was in the same place I was before my vision turned dark. At the lobby of the Mutant School, but this sure as hell didn’t look like it did a minute ago. Instead of lights on and everything new and clean, it was a craphole. The hardwood floors were bowed upward, there was a hole in a wall, dirt, leaves and other debris were scattered on the floor. 

Next I looked at the girl still excitedly talking. It of course was Kitty Pryde, but not the one I was just looking at. This girl was older and taller. About five foot eight inches, her face was no longer the pristine youth. There were bags under her eyes, crows feet around her eyes, and a long scar across her cheek. 

“Kitty?” I asked. 

“You recognize me?” She asked, smiling wide. She frowned. “Of course you do, you just saw me. Oh my god, I’m so happy your brain didn’t fry.” 

I was still having trouble understanding her. “You look like shit,” I said.

“Fuck you,” she said without hesitation. She looked around, hearing a crash somewhere. “Weston, I’m sorry. I know I know it’s sudden, but I need your help.” Her haki was pure terror and worry, making me sober up quickly. I faced her, my game face on. 

“What do you need?” I asked. 

She smiled wide, relief leaking into her Haki as she began to vomit out words. “So you know how my power lets me go through stuff? Well, things went to crap, like crap crap, like world ending crap. There were aliens, villains, robots, but like killer ones. They targeted us. And well people kept getting captured and killed. So there I was running around, and one time I moved through the same spot, I did another time, and poof, I was shot into my younger body. But you know, not super young, like only a year or two ago. So like I’m amazing since I can move through time as well as things and stuff. But since then I’ve been practicing and went back to further back and tried to fix things, but I made them sooo much worse. So Anne made me promise not to do it again, but I got here at the X-mansion, and those killer robot guys are here. I couldn’t get around them, then I remembered you, before you died or whatever and thought, Well, you were the first person I ever moved through stuff with. What if I could like bring you through time? Since you’re not a mutant and all, you know? And well I remembered I touched you the last time, like right here before that whole drama with Delilah and Anne and the aliens, and I’ve been trying for like an hour, and you actually showed up. So I’m like the best, but I need your help so-so-so bad.” She breathed in and out heavily as she finally took a breath. Though a few years older, she still acted like the same girl, and the sad thing was that I was pretty sure I understood everything she said.

I opened my mouth slowly and said, “World Escape.” In a rush I was back in the Red Room. Looking around, nothing had changed in my Hall between worlds. It felt like forever since I had been back. I let out a long tired sigh. 

“You know, when I said I wanted more action, I didn’t mean one thing after another,” I said to the room around me. Knowing that I had begged for this I considered going back but there was too much going on. 

I knew what was happening of course. I had seen the X-men origin movie where Wolverine went back in time. I just didn’t expect to have my own time traveling trope so early into Marvel. There was so much to unpack from her statement I decided to sit and think. 

“So, this Kitty can pull people from the past, or push her own consciousness to the past. She obviously came back to the past so there must be a time limit where she gets bungeed back,” I said. “The robots are obviously Sentinels.” Despite me wanting to eliminate them as a threat, whatever I had planned didn’t come to fruition. “Pretty sure she said I died. But maybe I just disappeared and died in a challenge.” That wasn’t good at all. Leaving the people I cared about in these worlds. All the friends I have made. Apparently the me from her timeline let them all down. 

“Fuck,” I said. I thought I had been trying hard enough to beat my Challenges. Granted, maybe someone in Marvel killed me, but I doubted that. Since I could World Escape like this I could easily jump to somewhere else to get stronger and beat them. 

“I need to change my current course,” I said with a nod. In Kitty’s original timeline, she didn’t pull me to the future. I went about my days continuing on in Marvel. Probably until my five years was up since there was so much going on in the world. “I need more power.” I nodded, looking to the other worlds. 

I was currently at the 7 o’clock door, 6 o’clock was my exit, 5 o’clock was Invincible. I still didn’t know exactly how to fly a ship, but I was stronger than when I left there. I decided to check on other Weston’s progress. I brought up my new door screen. 

“Fuck me, he closed a door,” I said. Turning to the direction the manhwa was in I was surprised that he closed one only after what…nine months or so? That was pretty impressive. It also looked like closing a door added three more doors to be opened. I wasn’t sure why Manhwa had two doors, maybe he got it as a reward. 

“Way to go,” I said to my clone. Hoping that he was having fun with Hancock I looked around. I considered going to some doors on the back wall. They would probably be easier, and I could get some simple rewards.… I stopped my train of thought. I had been talking myself into making this harder than it needed to be. 

“What the fuck am I doing? I now know that closing doors gets me more doors. I can’t rely on other me to close them all,” I said. “I’m fucking strong as shit.” I turned to face the 11, 12, and 1 o’clock doors. “Let’s figure out what the hell you guys are. Get some Challenger Slots, and fuck shit up.” 

I moved to the 12 o’clock door and opened it up. Ready to start an adventure and speed run some major shit. 

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I hacked away at them five at a time. My Soulsword shined brightly as I did. Blood and bodies everywhere, people screamed, cried, and breathed their last as I showed no mercy. My red cloak was in tatters. My men behind me, it didn’t matter anymore. All my planning had gone to crap, and King Leonidas was dead. I was done acting the weakling. I should have speed run the place like I originally planned. 

“No! Please no! Ugh-” The man died as they all did. His head severed from his body I hardly gave him a second thought as I moved to the next squad. 

A giant rhino lumbering toward me, Tabi leapt at it. In her full height she towered over the beast, as large as an elephant. The rhino tried to turn around but it was too late. With one big chomp Tabi bit into the back of the beast and shook it, tossing it over the cliff beside us. 

The morale of the Persians was already as low as it could go. With a few thousand men we had held them off for weeks. But the Xerxes of this world had been craftier than I expected. They had poisoned the king, and now, Sparta would prepare for war. 

For so many days I had taken the front lines of the 300. Killed so many, been the leader of the shield wall as we pushed them back day in and out. Always ready to go, never tiring, it was honestly one of the coolest experiences I had ever had. I was part of a unit. Each and every man around me was a relative or close friend. I had saved their lives on numerous occasions despite them thinking I was the weakest only a couple of months ago. 

Now they rallied to me. Cried out my name when they needed help. Looked to me for direction now that our king was dead. So much wasted effort. So many missed opportunities. 

I could see how this world would be hard for people new to the Challenges. Expected to fight for days on end, facing insurmountable odds that were the Persians, but I had super powers. Powers I had tried to keep hidden as I healed the hurt, killed foes before they killed my friends, did the unthinkable day in and out as I alone kept the horde back. 

This was the ultimate action movie. The testosterone raising adventure of a lifetime as man fought insurmountable odds. A David and Goliath story in all senses of the word. But the David in this story was supposed to lose. The Spartans were expected to be killed after their king risked it all. Now he really was dead. Betrayed by someone even I hadn’t suspected, his wife. 

Now she was dead with the king, and I was wrapping up my two month epic of the 300 world. It had of course been very profitable for me. The System that controlled this place always gave quests, and they were worthwhile for the ease I was able to complete the tasks with. 

Hours passed and the stream of foes slowed down. Their taskmasters soon the only ones left, they wouldn’t risk the front lines. I had killed all so far and to me there was only one person left to kill. 

Walking out of the morning fog the front line of Xerxes army stepped back. The blue flames of Tabi behind me she growled causing them all to start running. The massive magical beast enjoyed this killing way more than I did. Blue flames spit out of her mouth caused what was left of Xerxes army to turn tail and run. People screamed, crying, left the injured behind all to get back on their boats and away from the place I called home as quickly as possible. 

I considered darting forward. The massive Xerxes was in the throng of those escaping. His cocky attitude gone after I cut his army down to a tiny fraction of what it once was. As the dust raised up with their escape I pulled my Soulsword back into me as the others came forward through the fog. 

Tabi began to shrink, as she did she wrapped herself around my neck like she had since we got to the world. Enjoying the primitive place as we completed quest after quest to finally get to this point.

“Weston?” Dilios asked. He was missing an eye, but otherwise unscathed.

“Xerxes is gone,” I said. “Leonidas is dead, Gorgo is dead, but we finished their last request.” My voice boomed in the canyon we had taken as our last stand. I didn’t think they needed to know their queen betrayed the greatest king we had ever known. 

“How?” Stellos mumbled, amazed by the scenery of the army actually retreating.

“The gods granted me power,” I said. It was the easiest answer. “They knew we were righteous in this.” I raised my sword and let out an, “Ah Oooh!” Though at first I had felt like some LARPer, I had memories of this world. All this crap was second nature to me, and I ate it up. 

Still awestruck the remains of Leonidas’ army all did the same. The cry was weak at first, then sounded louder and louder as they took up the call. A part of me knew it looked dumb, but this was who we were. Warriors, and men that were ready to die for honor. Ready to sacrifice it all for home and king alike. My adrenaline soared as our battle cry resounded. 

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Each mouth on me worked in tandem to make me cum. I laid back, enjoying every second of it. Three women at my crotch, there was one sucking my glans, and two on my testicles. Sucking and moaning for all they were worth as they tried their best to make me cum. Another girl moved her tits to my face. My mouth moved to her nipple, licking the areola as my legs bucked up. 

The girls only sucked harder as I began to cum. The lead woman taking as much as she could she licked the head over and over making me release huge globs of semen into her hungry maw. They didn’t hesitate to switch positions and someone else began sucking my dick. This girl had less of a gag reflex as she took me down almost to the base. 

I groaned as I pulled away from the one girl's massive jugs. Looking down I watched the three girls continue to lick and suck on my member. “Your turn,” I told the girl deepthroating me. She smiled with my dick in her mouth and plopped off. Her eyes fluttering the other girls pulled away as she descended on my dick. 

I shot Sparks into her, making her cum instantly. Cursing and crying out in pleasure she lost her strength as I sat up. Holding onto her lower back I began to hump into her with all I had. She never stopped cumming. Her eyes wide, her mouth opened in a voiceless scream as I increased the strength of the electricity inside of her. The nerves all throughout her body lit up like a christmas tree as I made her begin to convulse. 

My cock, my mouth, my hands, everything I had, made her cum and lose her strength. She actually passed out mid-way through, but the others didn’t care. One pulled her off and was taking her spot. Violently cumming herself, none of them knew what I could do, all they knew was they wanted more. Like a drug they couldn’t get enough of they were my willing harem in all senses of the word. No drama, no worrying about hurting feelings, no nothing. 

These girls had heard I had defeated the army of Xerxes on my own. The first town we got to, and five women threw themselves at me. It was rather nice to be honest. I knew they just wanted to have my kids, or hope I would take care of them and protect them in this burgeoning world, and I would as long as they kept doing whatever the hell I wanted in the bedroom. 

After cumming two more times all five girls were passed out. Breathing heavily, I pushed my lust back and looked around. The floor covered in pillows, the tent that had been Leonidas’ had become mine. In fact most of his things would probably become mine. The men followed my orders without question, and since the king and queen were dead they were all looking for someone to lead. I could easily take that role.

Since I claimed divine intervention for my strength, people were already calling me the embodiment of their Greek gods. I didn’t stop them as we made our way back to Sparta. Honestly the best part of this whole thing was the fact that a lot of the dudes around me were homosexual. They had no need or want for the women that practically threw themselves at them, so I was able to horde all of them in this world before Christ. 

From what I remembered of Frank Miller’s 300, it was a real event. A few hundred years B.C. we were in the Southern part of Greece. But this wasn’t the real event from my old world, but the twisted reimagining of what the people in this time looked and acted like from Frank Miller’s perspective. The men were all male models, and the women were far more gorgeous than they had any right to be. Large chests, all were extremely skinny, and primitive. Each just looking for a man to take care of them in a world where the strong ruled.

Along with the gorgeous people were the freaks. Disfigured nightmare worthy people, demons, gods, and probably everything bad in this world. I was curious what I could figure out now that the canon was over. With the thought the notification finally came. 

“Fuck yeah,” I said as I read it. I had been waiting for some time for this to finally happen. With a nod I said, “World Escape.” 

Once back in the Red Room I brought up my Available Doors screen. 

That proved it, closing a door allowed three more to open. I brought up my Status screen. The 300 quest line was already gone. 

I had gained quite a bit for the effort. Gold for one, though Greece used silver coins for currency, I was glad it converted to gold. There had been a lot left behind as the Persians escaped. I had gained a lot of Bonus Upgrades as well, and Fertility Control from a quest to find a wife. Which was sorely needed in a world where condoms weren’t a thing, and the quest was fun as well since the Spartans had some interesting marriage habits. Luckily I raised my Viltrumite form as well so I was now stronger and had more Challenger Slots for what was to come. 

Another interesting thing I had received was a Door Fragment. I had only seen the reward once before, at least I thought it was once. The reward had been to fight Goku/Kakarot in DBZ. I assumed it would let me open new doors, but my true hope was it would let me reopen the Manga Hallway door. Hoping to find more in the future, I was ready to go adventuring again. 

I had three worlds I could open now. I looked to the ones beside me, but I honestly didn’t feel like spending the next few months speed running them. With my luck there would be the Walking Dead or something. The 300 world sounded fun to keep going in too. I could see the entire world pretty quickly since I could fly and conquer it if I wanted, but that would have to wait. 

Instead of going back to Marvel I decided to use up one of my new doors. Walking to the 4 o’clock door I guessed, “Either DC or the Boys,” and walked in.