I Can't Be Sword God

Chapter 336



336 The young people nowadays are like this

Du Lanke sat quietly in his room for a while. He was going to rest when he suddenly heard the heart-crushing devil sound coming from the dark water Valley.

This demonic sound was not ear-piercing and was even pleasant to the ears. It was like a woman’s soft Mutter, telling someone something.

The voice kept lingering in your ears, but when you tried to hear the content, you found that no matter how hard you tried, you couldn’t hear what she was saying.

It was like a listening test.

As he listened, old du suddenly felt that something was wrong.

He only felt his soul go into a daze, and he didn’t know when he had fallen to the floor.

That female manager clearly said that the heart-destroying demon sound couldn’t be heard in this shop. What was going on?

His brain reacted with great difficulty.

It was wrong! There was something strange about this shop!

It was most likely a black shop.

Du Lanke struggled to get up, but his vision went black and he passed out.

Before he fainted, the last thought that flashed through his mind was ...

I don’t know if you’re robbing me of money or sex this time. If you’re robbing me of money, please go to my master.

If you want to rape me, come at me!

......

Li Chu sat alone in the room, listening to the heart-destroying demon sound that suddenly rang out. He also felt a little strange.

However, this demonic sound was different to his ears. It was like weeping and complaining, and its meaning was difficult to understand. However, he could vaguely feel the emotions within.

It was nostalgia and resentment.

If one listened carefully, one could still hear some content.

“......”

“Ruthless Suan ni”

“Shua shua shua”

“......”

“Yin Feifei.”

“Huoqianqian”

“......”

“Zhichigan!”

Li Chu silently memorized these tones. He felt that it was like a poem, but also like another profound language. It was inexplicably familiar.

He suddenly remembered that in the gourd cave of the bull-riding Daoist, a woman covered in holy light had emerged from the deepest gourd. She had been chanting in this language.

Was there any connection between the two?

With this thought in mind, he continued to close his eyes and listen carefully. What was even stranger was that not long after, an old woman’s voice seemed to be mixed in with the heart-destroying demon sound.

She was using her hoarse voice to call out, ” “Li Chu, Qianqian.”

“Li Chu, Qianqian.”

“Soul Xi, soul Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi

......

At the same time, above their heads, a Spider demon had quietly arrived at the top floor of the inn.

Although she was still in her human form, a few twisted bone legs had popped out from under her ribs and behind her back, supporting her body in the air. It was also by relying on these spider legs that they were able to move Silently.

This Spider demon was none other than the female shopkeeper who had received Li Chu’s group earlier. She was the second sister of the spiders.

Because they had lived here for a long time, although they would still be affected by the heart-destroying demon sound, they had already adapted to this state and would not faint like the first time they experienced it. It was precisely because this could help them absorb a lot of Yang Qi that they had settled here for so many years.

“Hehe.” The second Spider arrived at Li Chu’s roof and smiled evilly.

“It’s already been half an hour since the sun set. I’m sure that the little Daoist and the others have already fainted from the heart-destroying demon sound. And my sisters and I have agreed to take action at midnight tonight. Wouldn’t it be a waste of time? It just so happens that I’ve come to find the little Daoist to absorb a wave of his Yang Qi, so it won’t be a waste of a heavenly treasure.”

The second Spider climbed up to the skylight of Li Chu’s roof. It used its legs to tear open the roof tiles and connected its body with a transparent thread. Its graceful body instantly hung upside down, extremely silky.

“Little Daoist hehe”

When the spider demon landed, the first thing she saw was Li Chu who was sitting on the bed. She saw that the Daoist was sitting cross-legged and seemed to have fainted.

She was about to spit out a large net and completely wrap him up.

Suddenly, the little Daoist priest opened his eyes again!

The second spider’s eyes widened, clearly shocked.

However, in the next second, her body suddenly stiffened again. She seemed to be fixed in the air by the transparent silk thread.

However, Yingluo

Li Chu did not make a move.

Of course, he had not lost consciousness. He had only heard the strange call and felt as if someone was guiding his soul. Although the pulling force was very small, almost non-existent, he could still feel it.

He was just trying to figure out the source of the call, so he didn’t pay attention to the situation outside.

However, a Spider demon suddenly fell from the roof.

...

However, the strange thing was that before he could make a move, the spider demon suddenly stopped moving. Her eyes instantly dimmed, as if she had lost her soul.

He recognized that this was the female shopkeeper from earlier in the day, but he still didn’t understand what she was doing.

Li Chu carefully observed for a while before he confirmed that there was no trick.

She seemed to be dead?

No, there was no wound on his physical body, only his soul had left his body.

In the middle of the night, a monster’s body suddenly descended for a walk.

What was this for?

What kind of strange room service was this?

Li Chu frowned as he thought of a terrifying possibility.

“A scam?”

......

...

On an empty hillside five kilometers away, a tall stone platform had been set up. Strange runes were drawn on the platform, and it was also sprinkled with warm blood of unknown creatures.

Granny Zhang was dressed in colorful satin, wearing clothes from an unknown place in Nanman. She had a white spiritual flag in her right hand.

Li Chu is in the first room on the left on the top floor of that Inn. The heart-crushing demonic sound has been in use for a long time. We can start the ritual now. The little wooden giant floating beside the stage reminded him.

Looking at the desolate nether Water Valley in the night, granny Zhang’s expression was somewhat solemn, as if she was worshiping.

After a pause, she glanced at the wood Man king, ” you should prepare your Holy whip as well. Once my soul capturing technique is used, the divine soul will appear in an instant.

“Don’t worry,”

As the wood Man king spoke, he flipped his fingers and pressed down.

Boom–

With a loud explosion, a seven-foot body appeared out of thin air, as if he had pulled it out of the ground.

This body was that of an ordinary-looking man. His entire body was covered in black paint, and he seemed to have some kind of mystical power. There was an extremely complicated talisman imprinted on his forehead.

Although there were no obvious wounds on its body, one could feel that it was probably a corpse from the dense air of death.

The wooden King waved his hand, and the talisman instantly burned. Then, he turned into a stream of light and hit the top of the corpse’s head. He disappeared in the blink of an eye.

The next second, the body suddenly opened its eyes!

“This demonic armor of mine is a Sundering realm soul cultivator from the southern border. He was famous back then, and I’m sure you’ve heard of his name. There are still many people in the martial world who don’t know that he’s dead, so please don’t spread it out, witch Zhang.”

He slowly opened his mouth again, letting out a hoarse voice.

“Don’t worry, as long as we work well together this time, I’ll keep my mouth shut.” Granny Zhang said with a smile.

The wood Man king controlled the puppet and pointed at its eyes. Two soul fires lit up in its eyes. Then, he turned his palm and held the God-beating whip in his hand.

“With this body controlling the deity-striking whip, there will be no one in the empty realm who can match you,” he said confidently.

Priestess Zhang no longer spoke to him. She turned her hand, picked up a large white Lantern, and lit the candle.

As she lit the candle, the outer skin of the lantern reflected black human faces!

“One soul lamp, shine on the netherworld!”

sky lantern! priestess Zhang shouted. She let go of the sky lantern and it flew up into the sky.

After the Kongming lantern left her hand, she took out a small rusty knife and used it to cut her wrist!

Wuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu

A stream of blood splattered out, and the high platform suddenly lit up with a terrifying green fire! The ball of soul-fire spread out in an instant and almost enveloped the entire high platform.

Granny Zhang stood behind the fire, her hands shaking as if she was dancing around the fire.

A ghostly light was emitted from the ghostly fire and shone on the lantern in the air. It was invisible, but it also shone through the sky and refracted to a window of the inn in the distance.

It was Li Chu’s room.

In the world of nothingness, the ray of light had easily penetrated all obstacles and enveloped the entire room.

“Li Chu, Qianqian.”

“Li Chu, Qianqian.”

Priestess Zhang began to chant in a dream-like manner.

“Soul Xi, soul Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi

“Li Chu, Qianqian.”

“Soul Xi, soul Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi

“Li Chu, Qianqian.”

“Soul banner!”

“Dan Zhizhi”

“......”

After a long time, the wood Man king looked at the singing and dancing witch Zhang and asked, ” “Will it help you if you scold him like that?”

“Don’t disturb me!”

Caster Zhang’s forehead was full of sweat.

my soul-restraining array has already enveloped the entire room, ” she said sternly. furthermore, I have the help of the heart-crushing demonic sound. His soul will not survive in there!

“But he hasn’t been arrested yet.” The wood Man king reminded.

“I know!” Granny Zhang shouted.

She shouted loudly, but her heart was actually beating like a drum. She was not as confident as she appeared.

Divine granny Zhang didn’t know when the brightest moment of a cultivator’s life was, but for someone like her who cultivated the soul capturing technique, it was now!

Within the range of the heart-destroying demonic sound, she felt that she could capture whoever she wanted to capture, not even the gods on earth could escape. With the deity-striking whip at his side, he didn’t have to worry about not being able to defeat them even if they were captured.

But why was Lao AI’s soul still as stable as Mount Tai?

What was wrong?

Just as she was hesitating, the soul-fire around her trembled.

“They’re here!” Priestess Zhang said in surprise.

She had worn out her iron shoes and searched for him, but found him without any effort. Under her persistent summoning, the little Daoist finally died.

The wooden King was also excited. He picked up the Holy whip and was on guard.

Bang-

His soul-fire jumped, and a shadow of his divine soul appeared out of thin air!

“Swish!”

As soon as the shadow appeared, the wood Man king had already raised the God-striking whip high up in the air and slammed it down heavily!

Boom–

“Ah!” A woman screamed.

Before he could see clearly what had happened, the divine soul had already been shattered by the God-striking whip.

It couldn’t be helped. The power of the fairy weapon was too great. When the divine soul encountered the God-beating whip, it could be said that it would die if it touched it. When it fell with such great force, it would definitely be shattered and disappeared.

“What?”

The attack was successful, but neither granny Zhang nor the wooden King showed any joy.

Instead, he looked solemn.

“The Yingluo sound just now sounded like a woman’s?” Granny Zhang was suspicious.

“Don’t doubt it, it’s a woman.” The wood Man king looked serious.

“Do you think it’s possible?” goddess Zhang said.”That little Daoist dressed as a woman, so he’s actually a woman?”

“Is this reasonable?” The wood Man king stared at her.

Granny Zhang scratched her head. there was a woman in this little Daoist’s room, but I captured her soul.

“This is very reasonable.” The wooden King agreed this time.

“Hateful.” “I’ll continue with the ritual!”

After saying that, she once again surrounded the soul-fire and began to chant, dancing and dancing.

The wood Man king said,”my Holy whip is damaged. I don’t know how many more times I can use it.” However, if he didn’t make a move in advance, he might give the little Daoist a chance to react. Thus, I hope that caster can be safe and directly capture the little Daoist’s soul.”

“Next time for sure!” Granny Zhang said through gritted teeth.

......

Li Chu removed the three spiders ‘corpses and placed them on the floor. After a careful examination, he did not find any wounds. It seemed that their primordial spirits had left their bodies or their souls had been destroyed. However, the latter was rare.

Just as he was thinking about how to deal with this, another aura suddenly came from the roof.

Li Chu raised his brows and returned to his bed. He closed his eyes and sat down cross-legged.

At the same time, Xin Xin had already set her eyes on this aura.

It was the big sister of the spider demons.

“Hehe.” She supported herself with her spider legs and quietly approached the skylight of the roof. Then, she smiled evilly.

“Third sister has a grudge against that little Daoist, but she just had to waste her good looks. I specifically ordered my sisters to act at midnight, and I’ll first absorb a wave of Yang Qi, isn’t that great? Sucking him first and then killing him, then sucking him again and then killing him is not a waste of God’s gift.”

When it thought of its passion, the big spider twisted its body and hung upside down with a silk thread, which was extremely silky.

At the same time, she also entered the range of the soul restraining array.

Wuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu

Li Chu had been keeping an eye on the big spider. When he saw her enter his room, he opened his eyes and was about to restrain her and question her.

The giant spider’s body stiffened and became motionless. It had turned into a soulless body.

“What’s going on?”

Li Chu fell into deep thought as he looked at the two strange Spider demon bodies.

They seemed to have lost their souls the moment they entered their rooms.

Could there be something strange?

With that thought in mind, Li Chu sat down cross-legged again and his primordial spirit came out of his body in an instant.

Boom–

As soon as he entered the world of the primordial spirit, his surroundings changed drastically. All the ‘real’ things turned into lines, and all the ‘illusory’ things turned into flames.

Li Chu was surprised to find himself in a sea of green flames!

The fire kept burning his primordial spirit, but it was hard to tell what it felt like.

It was like taking a stroll in the warm pool of the bathhouse.

The effect of the heart-destroying demon sound was even more obvious. The murmurs caused his primordial spirit to ripple weakly.

It was as if a three-year-old child was rubbing his back.

This degree of injury made people think carefully for a while before they dared to say something with uncertainty.

This was probably an attack from the enemy.

......

He didn’t have time to think for long before another aura came from the roof.

This time, it was the youngest of the spider demons.

According to the procedure, she quietly approached the roof with her spider feet, smiled evilly, and muttered to herself, first absorb, then kill, and so on.

After all this was fast-forwarded, seven spiders quietly shouted a slogan, ” “Let’s drink to our heart’s content tonight!”

After shouting the slogan, she slid down with a thread hanging upside down.

This time, Li Chu was able to see it clearly from the perspective of his primordial spirit.

The moment the spider demon was hung upside down, it was roasted by the raging flames. In an instant, its body was filled with soul flames before dissipating.

It followed a ray of dim light into the sky and then fell into the distance.

What a complicated formation.

Li Chu was secretly shocked. He had never seen such a method before.

......

Boom–

With one strike, his divine soul was shattered.

“Ah!”

The wood Man king couldn’t hold it in any longer as the woman screamed.

this is the third time, and it’s someone else’s soul every time. When can I capture the little Daoist priest’s soul? ” He asked angrily in a deep voice, ” this deity-striking whip is already damaged. I don’t know how many more times I can use it. It’s all wasted on these insignificant people!

Priestess Zhang’s expression was also very bad. how would I know why there are so many women in his room? ”

“Are you sure you didn’t make a mistake with your formation?” The wood Man king was suspicious.

“Hehe, if you don’t believe me, you can try it yourself.” Priestess Zhang couldn’t stand the mockery and sneered.

“I was too impatient. Even if there were three women in his room, it would not be unreasonable.”

The wood Man king had an extraordinary state of mind, he quickly calmed down and let out a breath, ”

“Young people nowadays are like this.”


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