I'm Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Chapter 723: Food Connoisseur

That’s right, you’ve guessed correctly. I did coerce our class leader, Shu Sha, to not only help run the adult store, but also forced her to take many humiliating photos and put them on the merchandise display page for the public to see.

Since I had a hold on the class leader’s weakness, of course I was not satisfied with only those tasks.

Actually, when you weren’t at home, it wasn’t Su Qiao living here and helping me do laundry and cook, but it was actually the class leader.

And in tribute to Dr. Yu, when the class leader was doing my laundry and cooking, she was always completely naked, at most she wore an apron.

Of course I did even worse things to her. I think you should know about how much desires I have at my age, so it was inevitable for me to do it with the class leader in the morning, at noon, and at night. When we finished doing it, we would do it again… I humiliated the class leader, inside to out.

… It would be strange if that was the case.

The class leader once made a “home visit” to my dad instead of the teacher and criticized my dad mercilessly for letting his son run an adult store for him. Although he used to be a professor, he was never good at dealing with female students, so it was humiliating for him to acknowledge his mistakes face to face.

Also, the time I disappeared in Cui Song Mountain, the class leader took the rational approach and sternly reprimanded my dad who wanted to join the overnight search team. She told my dad to go focus on taking care of Auntie Ren, who was injured in the car accident, and not cause more trouble for the search team.

So it could be said that my dad did not have the dignity of an adult in front of the class leader. If the class leader did not delete her confession text message, and one day she became my dad’s daughter-in-law, I don’t know how my dad would face her.

“I heard that the daughter-in-law of the Ye family had scolded her father-in-law several times before she married into the family.”

The neighbors will definitely gossip, right?

“That’s right, I heard that both the father and son of the Ye family are under the pressure from the daughter-in-law every day. The house has to be cleaned spotlessly, they have go to work on time and leave work on time, they have to hand over their paychecks, and it’s up to her to deduct the amount for expenditures and savings, then it’s redistributed…”

“That’s hard on them. I think the daughter-in-law seems to be a police officer, I bet it’s because she’s used to taking control of criminals, so she treats her husband and father-in-law like criminals under her control.”

“Xiao Lin, why are you just staring into space?”

As I stopped the scenario playing out in my head, my dad waved his fingers in front of my disoriented eyes.

“Lin, don’t scare me, what exactly did you do wrong? Why are you scared like this when I ask about your relationship with your class leader.”

“Did you do something criminal to her?” My dad was so anxious that he was sweating, “Xiao Lin, don’t panic, let’s see if we can remedy…”

Dad was at his wits end and still told me not to panic.

“You are a minor, so the law will be lenient towards you. When I saw your class leader, it doesn’t look like she hates you to your bones, so there may be room for a discussion…”

“Xiao Lin, don’t stand there like a puppet, you scared me half to death. Even if I have to kneel to your class leader, I will beg her to not prosecute you, so you won’t be arrested by the police…”

The scenario that was just playing in my head was almost called back by dad.

“Hey, have you heard. I heard that the daughter-in-law of the Ye family forced her father-in-law to kneel before she even married into the family…”

I quickly shook my head and chased away my thoughts.

Dr. Yu once said that the toxicity of the blue butterfly is extremely special and can not be expelled from the body through normal bodily functions. Although the toxicity around my heart area has been reduced, it does not exclude the possibility of it transferring to other organs.

Don’t tell me it has already partially transferred to my brain? Recently, my imagination has been going out of control. If this continues, will I turn into an endless imagination mode, where I’m basically a giggling vegetable who daydreams all day?

What is happening now should be real, right? Maybe I’m already in an endless imagination mode, in fact, I’m still trapped in the bear trap and on my last breath. Everything that occurred was a hallucination caused by the poisoning.

I quickly pinched my arm and felt the pain, so I was sure I was not dreaming.

“Dad, stop guessing.” After coming back to reality, I said, “Uncle Fireball has a nephew in in addition to a niece, which is Shu Sha’s brother. He’s the one using the ‘Southland Red Berries’ customer service account and it has nothing to do with Shu Sha.”

Dad’s doubts were only half solved, “Then what about the model photos on the online store?”

“That’s her brother… no, it’s her brother using her sister’s daily photos and photo-shopping it.”

Dad frowned, “How can your class leader’s brother do this kind of thing? When I was going through puberty, I would at most just look up the word ‘breast’ in the dictionary, then jerk off to the definition…”

Please don’t tell me those things. Although you didn’t have access to the overwhelming amount of information today, but how plain was your life where you could jack off to words related to women in the dictionary?

But this was something I definitely hadn’t heard of before, so it proved that what was currently happening to me was real and not an illusion, so it made me relieved.

“Xiao Lin, your class leader’s brother, Shu Zhe, turned her sister’s photo into those inappropriate ones. Isn’t there something questionable about his character?”

“That’s right.” I nodded, “Instead of saying Shu Zhe has bad character, it’s more like Shu Zhe has no conscience. When he was an elementary school, he peeked at his sister in the bath. Once in middle school, he once also secretly lifted his sister’s blankets…”

“No way.” My dad was shocked, “Then isn’t it dangerous for Shu Sha to live with her brother.”

Actually, I exaggerated a little. Shu Zhe did indeed peek at his sister in the bath out of curiosity when he was a child, but later he also said that because they had a blood relationship (especially since they look alike), he wasn’t really interested and was already bored of it.

The time when he lifted his sister’s blanket was because he was looking for his sister’s phone. He accidentally sent a text message for his girlfriend, Xiao Li, to his sister’s phone and wanted to delete it.

Hey, those siblings are really good at deleting text messages from other people’s phones.

So I advised my dad not to worry, “Don’t worry dad, Shu Zhe this kid has desires but no guts, he’s also physically weak. If you tied the two of them together, he might not even be able to beat his sister. Also, since the class leader was peeped at in the shower, she has become more wary towards her younger brother, so there won’t be a problem.”

“I still don’t think it’s right…” Dad said with a worried look.

I don’t think you need to be worried about it. Are you already concerned about the safety of your daughter-in-law this early? Shu Zhe didn’t even do anything to her when he gave his sister sleeping pills, but called me and asked me to go to take her virginity (attempted), so it’s proof that he has no desire for her.

Also, he might not even be able to keep his normal sexual orientation, so how would he threaten his sister? He’s being chased by two boyfriends at the same time, and his own uncle wants to do stuff to his butt.

I comforted my dad and told him that Shu Zhe’s behavior of photo-shopping photos of his sister had been discovered by his sister and she already taught him a hard lesson. He would never dare to do it again, and I would also keep an eye on him.

“Dad, weren’t the model photos on our website removed some time ago? It was so it wouldn’t cause any trouble for the class leader.”

Before leaving for Cui Song Mountain, because the class leader caught Shu Zhe cross-dressing to video chat with people and also found her brother’s photos on my online store, she began looking into me, so I did take down a few of the most eye-catching photos that time.

My father accepted my explanation, but still murmured that I didn’t do a good job. The class leader put in a lot of work due to my disappearance, but I still put photos of her on the internet, so I should go and apologize and invited them out for a meal.

Unfortunately, when my dad mentioned that he wanted me to go to the class president’s house, I immediately recalled the class leader’s cooking skills and overlooked the probability of inviting the class leader to go out to eat (the class leader herself was opposed to eating out. Like the time when I asked her to go to a Cafe with me, I had to use an expiring coupon as an excuse).

I’ve been living in Ai Mi’s place for more than a week, and was used to eating French food, so I really miss the the class leader’s home cooking.

It’s like how Gong CaiCai’s family is often invited to parties, so she is used to eating good food, but she also thinks the class leader’s cooking is delicious, and has always wanted to learn to cook from the class leader.

I don’t know if the class leader and I had any telepathy, but the day after I went home, she called me and asked me to go to her house before noon if possible.

The reason was that Gong CaiCai came to her house to learn to cook (to show sincerity, she brought unbreakable high-grade imitation porcelain plates). Shu Zhe, who was originally at home and could help finish the food, was suddenly called away.

So half of the dishes the two of them cooked may go to waste, so the class leader contacted me and asked if I had time to come over for lunch.

“Cai Cai and I definitely can’t eat this much food, she also needs another person to taste her food and encourage her a little. I heard from Winnie that you went home to recuperate, are you feeling okay, can you come over?”

The class leader had a tone like she was trying to say “I only called you because we can’t finish the food. It’s not to celebrate your release from the hospital, so don’t misunderstand”.

It doesn’t make sense. Shu Zhe has a very small appetite and there’s no way you wouldn’t know when you cook for him every day. Even if he didn’t leave, can you and Gong CaiCai eat all the food?

Also, why didn’t you call Winnie if you have food that you can’t finish? She’s a big eater and since you found our from her that I was discharged, why didn’t you ask her?

“Winnie seems to be busy. I asked, but she can’t come over.”

That’s how the class leader replied.

Huh, so Winnie is busy with the professional e-sports team, right? If she can’t get go, then does the difficult task of tasting the class leader and Gong CaiCai’s handicraft fall on my shoulders?

I hope Gong CaiCai’s skill is not too much worse than the class leader, otherwise, if I eat one bite of the class leader’s delicious food, followed by a bite of Gong CaiCai’s dark cuisine, then wouldn’t I be tortured to death as I toss between heaven and hell?