I'm Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

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Although she walked up stealthily behind me, the white hair was above my forehead. It was hard to pull out from behind me so the class leader had to walk in front of me.

I continued to pretend to be asleep on my arm.

My desk was at the last row, so if the class leader wanted to get in front of me, the chair of the desk in front of me gets in the way.

If she moved the chair away, it would definitely make a sound. She thought about it for a while and placed one of her knees on the chair with the other one extended straight out. Her arms were stretched out as she wanted to pull out my hair and her posture looked like the painting ‘Flying Aspara‘.

The class leader was able to keep balance in this uncomfortable position. She lightly breathed in and was finally going to go for it.

Regardless of how concealed she was earlier, I would definitely awake if she pulls out my hair. That’s why the class leader already made plans on escaping once she completes her objective.

I, on the other hand, felt a considerable amount of pleasure when the class leader kneeled in front of me on one knee.

Haha, Shu Sha, why are you making such grand gestures? Do you really want me to bestow you my hair that badly? Please raise your body, raise your body!

The class leader held onto my desk with one hand and reached out her other delicate hand to pull out my white hair. It was hard to differentiate the single strand of white hair among a group of black hair under the sunlight.

She tried multiple times but stopped her hands halfway because she did not have the confidence she could pull it out in one go. She bit her lips anxiously while being upset.

In order to calm herself down, she closed her eyes and took a deep breath. Then she opened her eyes, then closed it again, and repeated the motions three times.

Would she use the same set motions to calm her heart in the future when she is sitting on top of a building with her sniper aimed at a criminal holding a hostage?

After a lot of hard work, the class leader finally locked in on her target. She was like a falcon soaring in the sky who had its sights set on a white rabbit on the dark plains, she only had to dive in and retreat.

I saw the class leader lift the corners of her lips into a deep smile.

Who would let you succeed that easily? Right when the class leader was going in for the kill, I pretended to turn around in my sleep and changed my sleeping position —— this way, the white hair was hidden among the black hair and it totally ruined the class leader’s previous preparations.

Hehe, the class leader must be cursing me in her head.

Although she felt a lot of frustration, she did not give up. She pulled herself together and prepared to enter the second stage of observation.

As expected, practice makes perfect. On the second try the class leader only took less than half of the time of the first time and I saw a familiar smile on her face: she’s going to attack!

What did the white rabbit do to bother you? Why do you have to put it to death?

At the imminent moment, I turned again in my sleep and ruined all her efforts. When the class leader was vexed and encouraging herself in her head, I was already trembling like a dog shaking water off its fur.

This time the white hair was hidden in an even deeper position and would not be able to be easily pulled out.

I have no idea when a smile floated to my face, and I could not control myself and laughed.

The class leader could not help but be angry when she realized I was faking.

“Bastard! Get up! You actually played me!”

The class leader forcefully slammed her hands on my table and there was no way I would not wake up.

“Hey, what are you, why are you disturbing my sleep...”

I rubbed my drowsy eyes and kept my pretense that I was asleep, but I don’t know why I could not suppress my sly smile.

The class leader became even more angry when she saw my sly smile.

“You were clearly pretending to be asleep! You laid on your desk to purposely lure me into a trap!”

Lure you into a trap? It’s not like you’re a bear and you don’t have much meat on you, why would I lure you into a trap? (TN: The word they used for trap could also mean trap for animals or ‘snare’)

“Huh? I never expected the thief to cry thief! Regardless if I was actually asleep or faking, you must have bad intentions by sneaking towards me silently!”

“What bad things can I do? I only wanted to help you with that hair...”

She used her eyes to scan for my white hair as her OCD acted up again.

I thought the class leader had a ridiculous position as she was arguing with me over a hair while maintaining the “Flying Aspara” posture.

“Hey, hair is also a part of your body. Can you say it’s a good thing when you want to destroy my body?”

“Ye Lin, nails are also a part of your body. Would you report someone to the police when they help you cut your nails?”

The class leader had a pretty sharp tongue.

I put my left hand flat out on the table and teased her:

“I’m not against getting my nails cut! If you like cutting other people’s nails, you might as well cut mines too!”

It’s a pity I already cut my nails last night before I used the punching bag. If people who box do not maintain their nails, then they might injure themselves when forming a fist.

But due to my carelessness, I accidentally chipped a nail on my ring finger and the pink flesh underneath was revealed but it didn’t really get in the way.

Even though I was displaying my nails to the class leader, it was not necessary to get it cut again.

The class leader looked at my nails and was immediately sucked in by my chipped nail. She anxiously frowned, revealed a difficult expression and said in a quiet voice.

“I... I could give you a chipped nail on your other four fingers. Then will you let me pull out your white hair?”

What! Do you think I want to have chipped nails? You are already deranged in terms of how much you like symmetry! If I became one-armed like Yang Guo, will you ask me to cut off my other arm for symmetry!

How will I be able to live if you turn me into a human rod? The people who can train to only use their legs in everyday life is because they have long legs! My legs are short! I might not even be able to reach my mouth like those people who use their feet to hold a spoon! I feel miserable as long as I think about it! —— Would you raise me when I turn into someone like that?

I expressed my rejection towards her suggestion:

“No! Nails are nails and hair is hair! Also, my hands will hurt when I hold stuff if you chip my nails, so will you feed me?”

The class leader’s face was flushed red, perhaps she imagined the intimate scene of feeding me with a spoon.

“How can I do something that embarrassing...! Also, you won’t even touch your nails when holding a spoon!”

“Hmph, so what? The hair is growing on my head and white hairs could make me look more mature! I don’t want to pull it out, I don’t care if it upsets you to death!”

It might be because I have been together with Xiao Qin for too long, I actually childishly stuck out my tongue and the class leader and it did not conform with my serious image.

This completely infuriated the class leader.

Flames of wrath were on the verge of erupting from her black pupils. She did not care about her Justice Devil image anymore and she actually resorted to violence by grabbing my hair.

I did not resist because I had short hair due to always being in fights so it would not be easily grabbed.

As expected, the class leader reached out to grab my hair but she was not even able to hold on to a single strand. Instead, she lost her balance and fell over on top of my desk.

I felt proud of my self: How about it? Do you understand the advantages of short hair? Wouldn’t you be at a huge disadvantage when you get in a fight? I could easily subdue you by simply grabbing onto your hair! At that time, I’ll only kindly release you when you cry!

The class leader actually reached over again since she failed previously.

I jeered at her and let her try and grab onto my hair.

I miscalculated. I never expected her objective was not my hair but my left ear!

I was caught off guard and released a shriek.

It hurts! Class leader, you really don’t have any mercy! You are treating me like a criminal!

“Don’t scream!” The class leader turned my face by pulling on my ear so she could easily find my white hair.

“Hold it in, it’s going to be over soon and it won’t hurt!”

Nonsense! Why would you tell me to hold it in if it does not hurt? Do you think I am a three-year-old?

As a Lone Metal-Blooded Wolf, a Spartan, and the proxy owner of the Happy Valley Love shop, how can I let a girl do as she pleases to me?

Thus I clenched my hand into fists and shouted:

“Shu Sha, if you don’t let go, don’t blame me if I act impolitely!”

The class leader was slightly stunned when I directly called her name, but it was clear she was not afraid of my threat.

“What, Ye Lin, are you going to hit me?”

A look of disdain spilled out of her half-closed eyes as if she was watching a beast making their final struggle at the bottom of a well.

By the way, our faces are really close right now! Since she was almost able to remove the white hair that made her feel unease, an excited red flush appeared on her face and appeared even more beautiful than usual.

I could not help but question myself: If I can’t even beat a beautiful girl like this, who would I be able to beat?

Thus I looked straight into the class leader’s eyes and threatened:

“Shu Sha, if you don’t release me when I count to three, I will —— “

“What will you do?”

The class leader remained unmoved.

“—— I will kiss you!!”