Local Netizen Elf’s Life In Another World

Case 127: The silver cat’s request.

''Hi~ We met again.'' I wave to Sara casually.

''You- Huh?? What-'' Sara's eyes blink repeatedly as she struggles to get words out of her mouth, occasionally glancing at Anna as well.

What? Entranced by my beauty? 

Sorry lady, I'm already taken.

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'''' ... ''''

...Okay, let's just leave her like that. Her system needs a reboot. In the meanwhile though...

''Miracle~?'' I pull out a few top-quality candies in my space bag and turn to Miracle, who's hiding behind her father again. ''Come here, I'll give you candies.''

Miracle looks at me cautiously, refusing to move an inch. 

''Miracle, go. Don't be rude like that.'' Her dad pats her on the back and brings the girl forward.

Awkwardly, Miracle begins to walk toward me, hands fiddling.

''Here.'' I crouch down, take her hand, and place the candy on her palm. ''It's really good. Especially the vanilla one.''

''I-I see.'' She replies.

''Sorry for the inconvenience. And come find me anytime if you want more.'' I flash her a smile and stroke her head heartily.

Suddenly, a hand is placed on my shoulder.

''You.'' I turn my head to see Sara's frowning face. ''Explain to me what happened here. And why... Why are you with these dragons?'' She glares at the dragons, especially the red one.

Explaining time... Again, huh.

''Ahem, we can't linger here for longer, Saint.'' The green one speaks up.

It seems like they're sensing trouble already.

''Exactly. This will be our farewell.'' The blue one adds, picking up the red one rather roughly. ''Miracle, you should return to your work as well.''

''A-Ah, I know!'' Miracle responds, rolling a candy in her mouth.

''Fine. Go, go.'' I stand up and stretch out a bit, watching the dragons fly away.

'''' ... ''''

''It's been a while, isn't it? Miss Sara.'' I smile brightly at Sara.

''Explain.'' She frowns even deeper, chinning the remaining two legs in the distance.

What a snarky girl.

''There was a huge animated corpse.'' I tell her, making exaggerated gestures.

''I know. Everybody knows.''

Figured. I think you can see it even if you're in the city.

''Yah, I killed it.''

''...What?'' She raises her eyebrow. ''Don't joke with me.''

''Fufufu...'' I pull out my sunglasses and a certain crystal ball.

''...?''

Another victim of the flashbang movement spotted.

---

''I... See.''

''How clearly can you see now?''

''Huh? Clearly...?'' Sara blinks her eyes rapidly again. ''Wait, please don't joke with me.''

Tch, tch, tch. See how her attitude changes when she knows I'm a Saint.

''Anyway, I was trying to ask you some questions regarding the problems of your town from you back then.'' I let out a sigh. ''I was asked to help your people, see?'' I raise the dreamcatcher in front of her face.

Sara's eyes widen, sparkles appearing in her ocean-blue pupils.

''Really?!'' She grabs my hand tightly, which my fiancés don't seem to appreciate much. ''Ask me anything! No, I will tell you everything, so please help us!''

Calm down, calm down.

''Sure, but let's go somewhere appropriate first.'' I reply, removing my hand from her grip.

''Of course!'' She smiles brightly. ''Let's move quickly before my moms and their guards get here. I don't want to meet those people.''

Aight. To our room it is.

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Now on our way back, I decided to report to Eva first. The two former Saints went to grab some food. Apparently, they haven't eaten yet.

[Hanako]: So it's really over?

[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFlame-xX]: It does seem so. There is no energy there that I can feel anymore.

[Hanako]: Hmm...

[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFlame-xX]: Keep your guard up regardless. I will keep mine, too.

[Hanako]: That sounds about right. Good work, sis.

[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFlame-xX]: You too.

[Hanako]: We'll be having sex tonight as well. So tune in if you want to see some porn, perhaps :3

[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFlame-xX]: You did not need to tell me that.

C'mon, don't be so shy. I know you like it.

''I've been curious since earlier, but... Why are you clinging to her like that?'' I hear Sara's voice.

Opening my eyes, I see Sara staring at me, who's being carried by Liana, curiously.

''I need to recover my spiritual energy.'' I reply, hugging Liana even harder.

''I... See?''

Cause I'm too lazy to walk while chatting and with my eyes closed, of course. And Liana herself is enjoying my breasts on her face, not to mention her naughty hand on my thigh, so it's a win-win. 

''We're here.''

clack

Hah... I can finally get some rest now. Maybe we can watch a movie together after hearing Sara out or something.

''Let us go sit at the table first.'' Tina says to Sara.

''Ah, thank you.'' Sara acts a bit shy, probably because of Tina's immense noblewoman aura. ''Huh?''

''What's wrong?'' I ask after Liana sits me down at the table.

''I smell something fishy here.'' Sara frowns. ''They claim this to be the best inn in the town, yet...'' She trails off.

''!!''

I immediately fling the window open with telekinesis and blow some wind in the room.

''What smell?'' I smile at the surprised Sara.

''No, there really was-''

''What smell??''

'''' ... ''''

Tch, it's all Liana's fault. She insisted on pushing the semen out of my belly by pressing it down. See now? It reeks of cum. Apparently. My nose is numb to it already.

''Anyway, sit down.''

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''Hu... So first thing first, my name is Sara Felidae, first daughter of the Chief here in M-Meow, nice to meet you.''

''Sylvia Everwood. These four gals here are my party members, and my lovely fiancés at the same time.''

''...All of them?''

''All of them.''

'''' ... ''''

''...Ahem, anyway.'' Sara coughs awkwardly. ''So you guys have heard of the general situation here from grandma Tara, right?''

''Yeah.''

''I want you guys to help me convince my moms to move the city.'' She turns serious again.

''As expected.'' I let out a slight sigh.

''Do you have a place in mind yet? For the destination.'' Tina ponders.

''That... Unfortunately no.'' Sara's ears cup. ''As you know, there are not many places with good living conditions that are not occupied yet.''

'''' ... ''''

In a pinch, huh.

''By the way, why did you participate in the beauty contest again?'' Anna asks curiously. 

''...The lives of the people here are getting worse and worse. With the title, I could borrow some money to help them.'' Sara smiles bitterly. ''It's one of the few things I could do for my people.''

Aww... What a nice gurl you are. Stop looking at me like I stole your fish though. Well, I kinda did, but.

''If it's just that, I can give you the money.'' I say nonchalantly.

''Really?! Won't it be too much...?''

''Except for Anna, all of us here are filthy rich, yeah?''

''Oh... Thank you so much...''

''And, regarding the Super Core. How about we just dig it out and give it to the dragons?''

That would solve all the problems, I think.

''But won't they attack us if we try...?''

Hearing that, I smile broadly.

''You think those dragons have a chance against us?''

Worst case, I'll just have to nuke their territory with the remaining explosives. They will know fear, trust me.