Local Netizen Elf’s Life In Another World

Case 72: Something bigger.

''Hmm~ Hmm... So, how was that whole session, Anna?'' 

''U-Um... It was... exciting.'' She replied, putting on her bra.

Fortunately, that little fetish test only lasted for about 45 minutes. I'd feel really sorry if I make Liana and Emy wait for too long.

''It was refreshing for me as well.'' Tina said, flashing a satisfied smile on her gorgeous face. ''The other two wouldn't go along much with my... Plays. Thank you, Anna.''

''...It was nothing.''

''Fufu, at least look at her face and talk.''

''It's embarrassing...''

You were so eager to hold me up for Tina to fuck earlier...

''Either way, let's go there immediately.'' I said.

''Ah, we have a car waiting below.'' 

''Alright then.''

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After a short ride on the car, we arrived at the estate where I could see a crowd of people standing at the gate, whispering to each other. Oh, there's also two elves standing guard as well.

''...Is it really true that the Marquis is a demon...?''

''No way, he's a decent noble for once, why would you believe the elves...?''

''But why would they even lie? They aren't stupid enough to attack a big noble like this for no reason.''

''...You're right. Maybe there's something deeper happening here.''

''I told you! Our country will soon be in chaos!''

''I see. By the way, are you free for a dinner tonight?''

''No, I have a date with my girlfriend later.''

'''' ... ''''

Poor guy.

Either way, getting through this crowd is a lot of work to do, so.

''Let's jump over the fence.'' I said, opening the car door.

''Sure, let me hold you.'' Tina replied.

Princess carry time~ 

But do you really have to grab my boobs instead of my waist...?

*thud*

Tina carrying me and Anna landed in the front yard, but instead of putting me down, Tina just keeps walking like normal.

''You're going to walk like that...?'' The cat asked.

'''' Yes. ''''

I don't see a reason not to.

''...''

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*clack*

Anna opened the main door carefully.

Instead of the normal party hall we saw before, here it's a mess, basically.

Almost all of the windows are broken, glass pieces and... mannequin pieces? Scattered all over the floor. The once immaculate white walls and ceiling now filled with unsightly scratches, the only thing intact in this room is the big fancy chandelier in the middle of the room.

So fancy in fact, that there's two whole humans hanging upside down on there as decorations as well.

What.

Hmm, there's about 20 or so elves here, all of them are our secret bodyguards I suppose. And then there's Liana and Amy sitting cross-legged at the middle, watching over a tattered 'Marquis Vivian'.

''Your Highness! Are you alright?!''

Oh, there's Justia.

''I'm good now.'' I said, letting myself down to the ground and started to walk to the impostor.

''Did any of you get hurt?'' 

''Fortunately no, Your Highness. The two ladies here and Her Highness Christina took care of everything perfectly.''

''That's good.''

''Oh, you're here.'' Liana notices us. ''How many times did you get creampied?'' She asked, flashing a mocking grin.

'''' !! ''''

Both Anna and Justia widen their eyes at the same time, even their blushing is synchronized. Tina meanwhile is just smiling awkwardly, locking her eyes with Emy who's staring at us since earlier.

''Uh, four?'' I answered truthfully.

''Mhmp! Mhmp~~!''

Let's ignore that one on the chandelier.

''Good, I'll do six tonight.''

Fuck me. Literally.

''H-How did you even realize...?'' Anna inquired shyly.

''I know by just looking at her.'' Liana declared. ''But forget that. Take a look at this one.''

''Right.''

On the ground is 'Marquis Vivian' tied with mana chains, he's kneeling silently, not even a slight movement can be detected. On his body are numerous wounds, likely from the battle with my girlfriends. Those wounds look so real that one wouldn't suspect that he's a fake at all. 

Ugh... Look at those broken nails..

''Ugh...'' Anna grumbled, glaring uncomfortably at the 'Marquis'

''Did you guys try interrogating him?'' I asked.

''Yes, and he didn't budge. We was waiting for you to make the decision on his treatment.'' Liana said frustratingly.

Hmm...

''Hey man.'' I called out, squatting down. ''You know you're going to die anyway, why bother hiding anything?''

''...''

''By the way, how does it feel to be a doppelganger? How does the whole personality stuff works anyway?''

''...''

''You guys sure are being sneaky, huh. Infiltrating so deep into the human territory like this.''

''...''

''Hmm... You're not talking...Do I have to blow your head up like a watermelon? Just like what I did with your fellow doppelgangers.''

Immediately, I could see his eyebrows twitch. Yep, kinship stuff does work with demons as well.

'''...Hah, I just want to hide it, so what?!'' He responded furiously, not a shred of his previously polite image left.

''I see, so you do have something to hide after all.'' I snickered. ''You'll be brutally tortured until you spit it all out, alright~?''

'''' ... ''''

This goofball, what are you surprising for? Did he really not expect us to go to through that much effort? Or was he confident that we would kill him immediately?

''Done. No need to linger around this guy for longer.'' I said, standing up. ''We'd better catch up with the academy's side now.''

''...You're really efficient, as always.'' Tina commented.

''That's my girlfriend.'' Emy does a double thumbs up.

I just shrug.

''...You guys are making a very big mistake right now.'' The 'Marquis' suddenly said.

''Nah, I don't think so, fam.'' I replied.

''...Tch, this is my final warning for you. 'She' will definitely conquer this land, and this whole world for that matter. So if you're smart, you'd better submit to us, then maybe 'she' will let you be her servant.''

*thud*

''ARGH!'' 

Nut kick it is then.

''What bullshit are you spitting right now? You didn't warn us at all about your grand 8th grade world invasion plan, and you expect us to submit to a random girl for no reason?''

''...Hgn...I...I've warned you. The goddess has abandoned you all, there's no new Saint appearing! Our time will come at last!''

Ahhh I see. They're getting bolder because they think that there's no more Saint getting in their way.

Hmm... Should we... Use this one?

I mean, we could probably get them to be more reckless by keep pretending like this. But then again, there's the problem of morale as well... Wars like this usually need a leading figure. If I don't come out, somebody will create a fake Saint just to keep everyone calm anyway.

''I see. This is mildly inconvenience.'' I shrugged, causing him to pause. ''I'm assuming that the big friend you guys called before this is the catalyst to ignite some chaos?''

''...''

''Ah, unfortunately he died though. Poor guy.'' I giggled.

''...''

Shit, this guy is real tough. We only know so far that there's someone behind him, which is plainly obvious. And, that they're smugging because they thought there were no Saint.

Either way, we need to accelerate our pace even more I suppose.

''Justia.'' I called out.

''Yes! Your Highness.''

''Have someone bring this guy to the torture chamber.''

''Understood!''

''And.'' I turn to her. ''Write a letter to my father. Say that it's time for some father-daughter actions.'' I grin meaningfully.

''...Understood. I will make sure to deliver it. Then, please exc-

*BANG*

The door flung open with a loud noise.

''Where is the demon?!'' A man barges in with a bunch of soldiers.

What the hell.

''This is Count Herbert! I demand you all to hand me the demon!'' He shouted.

''Ah.'' Tina muttered. ''I remember his house is a vassal of House Vivian.''

So he's here to capture the fake Marquis and then try to take over, right? This is too cliché already.

Can I slap him real quick? I can, right?