Local Netizen Elf’s Life In Another World

Case 83: Cats, cats, and cat?

That was nasty.

I never thought that the crown prince was a vessel for the evil goddess. Or demon goddess. Whatever.

Regardless, I need to tell everyone here about her first, then head out to reunite with my lovers. I'm still worried.

''...Hah~'' I sighed. ''I was going to talk about this earlier, but...''

*clap* *clap*

I gather everyone's attention.

''As you guys have seen, that certainly wasn't something the demons could have done alone.'' I began. ''We're up against an evil godess this time. Not a mere demon king.''

''What do you mean, lass?'' Santa Claus narrows his eyes.

''Exactly as you've heard. Unfortunately, we will have to give it our all this time.'' I shrugged. ''That earlier was the evil godess's doing, including the crown prince, by the way. I confirmed it with the goddess already.''

''What?! You can communicate with her??'' Fox Saint exclaimed.

''I can.''

''What exactly is your power then??''

''Internet.''

'''' ... ''''

''Sorry lass, can you explain to me what that is?''

Of course Santa Claus is a boomer. Who could have predicted it.

''I can use it to make nukes.''

'''' !!! '''' Both the Fox Saint and Santa Claus widen their eyes.

What years did they die, actually? Must have been somewhere after 1945 and before the Internet.

''...I see why she sent you now. That's too overkill for a demon king.'' Fox Saint said after a sigh, ignoring the curious gazes from everyone else.

''Either way, just know that the enemy we're up against this time is way stronger than before.'' I said. ''And Emperor?''

''!!''

Turning to the dazing Emperor, I walk closer to him and pat his shoulder a few times.

''What happened to your son is unfortunate, but now we need to focus on the future, isn't that right?''

''Y-Yeah...'' He looks at me, his pupils dilating.

''So, just don't do anything stupid, and keep supporting the alliance properly, alright?''

''...Fine.'' He said resignedly, biting his lips.

''Good!'' I turn around. ''I'll leave things here for you, dad. I want to visit my girls now.''

''Sure, good job.'' Dad smiles.

''I'll see you guys later when opportunities arise. Adios!''

Let's just fly back.

----- 

Shit, even though the city is mostly fine, and I don't see mangled corpses everywhere, people are still panicking. I bet they didn't see a freaking giant flying reptile coming.

Now, to the residence...

''Sylvia~!''

Hm? Why are you here?!

''Anna!'' 

I immediately descend down to where Anna is waving.

''Are you alright?!'' I asked.

*chu*

Instead of answering, she gives me a brief kiss instead.

''What are you doing here??'' I asked.

''Helping people.''

''Since when?''

''Um... After you blow that thing up.'' She said shyly. ''I knew right away it was you! You were so cool!''

''Thanks, sweetie.'' I smile after checking her body for possible injuries. ''How about the others?''

''They're running around helping too. They're totally fine.'' She responded.

''Phew~... Thank god.''

----- 

I decided to go around with Anna to help people.

Except, nobody really died or anything, so there's nothing to do.

I mean, Archbishop Henry moved all the available paladins for this, even going as far as to drag ones from other branches over, so the protection was impeccable.

The only injuries I could see from people are ones they got from accidentally trip over the floor while panicking or something. Those stuff. And even then, there's still paladins everywhere right now, so...

''Isn't this just a date?'' I said.

''...Pretty much?''

''...Now that I think about it. I've never went out with you alone before.''

''That's... True.''

''Do you want to spend some time with me then, fair lady?'' I turn to her with a smile, taking her exquisite hand.

''...For sure!'' She smiles back, gripping my hand.

Good thing I left the tedious stuff to dad, now I get to play with this adorable cat.

''Do you have a favorite place?'' I asked.

''...The cat café?''

''They have those here as well?'' 

I didn't know that.

''There's currently only one that I know of... It's very obscure.''

''Guide me. I'm curious.''

----- 

'''' ... ''''

''...Is this it?'' I asked, looking at the tattered building in front of me.

Are you sure this isn't some kind of abandoned house...?

''Don't worry, the interior is actually decent, so...'' She trailed off, turning her head away slightly.

Hmm... Let's tease her a bit.

''Anna.'' 

''Hm?'' She turns to me again.

''I still remember that you asked for my dad's autograph but not mine?'' I push my face towards her. ''If this one is not good, then...''

*gulp*

''Then...?'' Her ears cup down a bit.

''I'll tie you down to a chair, then let you watch me have sex all~ night.'' I smile. ''Of course, you and I will not do anything to each other at all. Sounds good?''

''Eh?! Ah... Um... N- Wait-...''

The cat gets visibly flustered, her ears and tail running around confusedly. Her face is a spectacle right now, frowning in annoyance, but her cheeks are flushed and her breathing is rapid somehow.

I can't tell if she's turned on or angry anymore.

''I'm kidding~'' I pat her head. ''But of course... If you really want to... Then I'll gladly oblige~'' I lick my lips and smile again.

God, I feel like a succubus right now. Did I choose the wrong race?

''...Stop teasing me...'' She whined, pouting.

''I'm serious though?'' I raise my eyebrow.

''Eh?'' Her face turns blank. ''...W-We could do that someday...''

*chu*

''Look forward to it, my love.''

''L-Let's just enter...''

What a cute little cuck.

----- 

*clack*

Opening the screaming, dying door, a... surprisingly normal interior greets us.

''See? It's just a bit old, but I think it adds to the ambiance.'' She said while we're walking further in.

''I suppose.'' I shrugged.

''Oh, here again girl?'' A voice sounded behind the wooden counter.

Just then, two white ears pop up behind it.

''Um. Grandma.'' Anna responded.

Looking over the counter I could see a cat grandma petting another cat on her lap. surrounding her chair are even more cats.

I'm literally being surrounded by cats right now. Is this heaven?

Wait, now that I think about it, what was Eva's space called again? Was that not heaven?

''And who's this cute lass?'' Cat grandma asked.

''M-My girlfriend.''

''Hi, grandma.''

''Hoh~ The girl who only ever talked about the goddess now have a girlfriend?''

''What, I can't have one?''

''I'm not saying that.'' Grandma closes her eyes. ''But don't just stand there, come sit. I'll make some coffee for you two.''

*meow*

The cat on her lap jumps down, allowing grandma to get up and go inside.

Finally, I have a comrade now...! She's shorter than me!

So we both flop down to the two chairs before the counter.

Immediately, two cats jump on our laps, claiming the spaces for themselves.

''This is so sweet...!'' I exclaimed, stroking the purring black cat on my lap.

''...You were never this excited when patting me...''

''Hm?''

''Nothing.'' She turns away.

What did she just say...?