Local Netizen Elf’s Life In Another World

Case 88: A date with Emy.

This is pretty awkward.

We're now sitting at the table, and I still haven't gotten a heal or even a single piece of clothes. The pet bottle somehow is still down there, somehow.

Probably best of all, while everybody is drinking cold beverages to help them recover from their training earlier, I'm drinking Liana's cum. In a cup. This fishy smell and bitter taste are starting to grow on me a bit. Admittedly.

At this point, I'm seriously wondering if I'm secretly a succubus or something.

The cat seems pretty turned on though, seeing her girlfriend drinking cum like this.

'''' ... ''''

''So? What did you do to her?'' Tina asked, holding my hand and glaring at Liana.

''I fucked her. A lot.'' Liana replied nonchalantly.

To be fair, the fucking only took about half of the time total, so we are definitely not perverted individuals at all. Definitely. 

''But choking her to faint is...!'' Tina furrows her eyebrows, clenching her hand. ''And look at how tattered her body got...''

''Don't worry, I enjoyed it a lot, so...'' I quickly try to defuse the situation.

''Watch this then, she's truly grateful, you know?'' Liana grins and pulls out the camera.

And on the screen is... My naked dogeza earlier... Did she film that...?

'''' ... ''''

Unbearable, this is unbearable.

I bury my head into Tina's side, trying to hide. 

I know that I have a bit of a humiliation fetish as well, but it's embarrassing...

''What do you guys think?'' Liana asked with a smug face.

Emy gives her a thumbs-up and a smirk.

Tina is... Frowning.

Suddenly, some kind of squirting sound could be heard in the room.

''Hgnh...!''

'''' ... ''''

'''' ... ''''

''...Did you just cum...?'' Tina asked Anna in disbelief.

''...'' Anna turns her head 90 degrees over, completely avoiding any eye contact.

'''' ... ''''

''Anna, can I ask you for a heal...?'' I said after a sigh. ''We can go to sleep right after that.''

''...Alright.''

''And, I'm taking out the pet bottle. It'll affect the quality of my asset.''

''Eh~''

----- 

''Then, good luck on training~'' I said, waving to Liana and Tina.

''Have fun.'' Liana waves.

''I'll do my best.'' Tina smiles bitterly this time.

Anna is still sleeping. She couldn't sleep for a while after cumming right in front of us like that. Poor cat.

*clack*

Anyway, Emy and I decided to venture out and actually touch grass today. Unlike Liana, Emy seems to be holding it quite well...? I'm not sure.

But either way, I'm open to a fun and wholesome date as well. We can do the sex separately later.

''So, where do you want to go first?'' I asked.

''A tree museum?'' She replied.

Oh, that could be good. Being surrounded by trees sounds amazing.

''Alright then. Let's go.'' I said, hugging her arm.

''Mhmm.''

----- 

The capital truly has everything imaginable.

From normal facilities, parks, restaurants,... To whatever the hell this is.

In front of us right now is a giant building made almost entirely of glass. Through the transparent walls, we could see an incredible collection of trees inside. It's almost like a jungle, if you ask me.

But I'm excited. I can already feel my energy level getting better even from outside. 

Near the entrance stands a woman. She's currently handing out tickets to the visitors with a blank face. Those ears... Is she a half-elf? But her hair is green... So that's probably not it.

The only elves who have green hair are the Seymours, and I don't think Liana's mom cheated or anything.

''Hi, we would like two tickets, please.'' I said to the woman.

''!!'' 

Immediately, her expression changes to shock and then excitement.

''Oh my god...! Aren't you guys elves?!'' She exclaimed. ''No, looking at your hair colors... High elves?!''

''Y-Yeah?''

''Here, I'll give you guys a discount. Only 3 kiras each. We're the same tree lovers after all!'' She hands us two tickets.

''Why suddenly..?''

''Ah, sorry. I'm a druid. I'm just happy to see you guys around.''

Ah, I see. A druid.

''Ohh.'' Emy exclaimed.

Druids are one of the rarer races in this world. They're very few in number, and only ever interacted with us elves throughout their whole history.

Their current location is actually unknown. They are said to have the ability to control the vegetation and trees around them, so people assume that they're using that to hide.

''But why is a druid here...?''

Won't she be kidnapped for experiments or something?

''This is just a mere clone. Don't worry, I just needed to protect the greens here for a while.''

I see. Tree clones, huh.

''But anyway, glad to see our comrades here. Have a fun time!''

''Sure, you have a good day too.'' I said, giving her the money.

Walking into the museum, Emy suddenly nudges me.

''Why is she so friendly towards us?''

''Ah, they're said to be naturally attracted to us elves. I don't really know why though.''

''Hmm~...''

Looking around, I could see each type of tree being separated by a glass wall, effectively turning them into tree cells. And there are rows and rows of them as well. This is truly impressive.

But either way, the air here feels so good...! It's like inhaling a pure energy drink out of a tank.

''Hm? What even is that thing?'' I said, pointing to a tree with bleach-white leaves and golden... Veins? It looks so cool though.

Let's see the tag... The sacred tree? 

''Let's sit on the bench there.'' Emy suggested.

''Alright.''

Conveniently, there are a few benches inside the cell as well. So we sit down on one of them, with me on Emy's lap, of course.

''Hmm... This is so relaxing...'' I muttered.

''True...'' Emy rests her chin on my shoulder, hugging my waist.

'''' ... ''''

''Do you want to eat some sweets later?'' I asked.

''Sure.''

''Oh, how about learning to bake from a pastry chef?''

''Mhm...''

That's decided then. But first, let's just chill here for a while...

----- 

In the end, we stayed on that bench for almost two hours straight. Just the two of us, cuddling and sometimes kissing. 

The trees are to blame there because they just felt so nice to be around.

''Alright, the first step to making delicious tiramisus is to prepare all the right ingredients.'' The old grandma chef said. ''You need eggs, whipping cream, vanilla extract-

We're in a class right now. On how to make tiramisus.

''My, it's nice to be young, isn't it?'' Another middle-aged woman whispered, looking at Emy's hand wrapping around my waist.

She's another student here, our fellow classmate. Actually, all the students here except us are housewives, around the age of 30~45, I believe.

I just smile back at her. ''Thank you.''

*clap* *clap*

''Now, let's start right away. Try and separate the egg yolks first.''

Alright, that's easy enough.

I use my cheat code - telekinesis to lift four eggs, then perfectly cut the eggshells in half and open them very slightly, so the whites could escape down to the bowl, but not the yolks.

''Hoh~, telekinesis, that's convenient.'' The chef commented. ''Your lover is doing pretty good as well.'' She turns to Emy.

Emy, who's been perfecting her cooking skills lately, is doing very well. She cracks one egg with each of her hands, then opens them slightly just like I did.

''Right, now we need to whisk the egg yolks with some sugar-

----- 

''Mhmm~'' I moaned, feeling the texture and the divine taste of tiramisu in my mouth.

''Mhm, mhm.'' Emy beside me nods lightly in approval of her tiramisu as well.

 We got to bring our tiramisus back after making them. So now we're outside again, on a bench near the pastry shop.

''Say 'Ah~'.'' I said, bringing the spoon to Emy.

''Ah~''

(๑ᵔ⤙ᵔ๑)

''Is it good?'' I asked.

''Mhm.'' She replied, leaning her head on my shoulder.

I'm glad.

'''' ... ''''

As expected, spending time with my lovers is still the best...