Local Netizen Elf’s Life In Another World

Case 90: A date with Tina.

The date with Emy was more wholesome than I expected.

Now, admittedly, she did get very horny and fucked me both in public and in private, but we got to spend a lot of quality time with each other at the end of the day.

We baked together, watched some silly TV shows, I taught her mana control a bit, then we fucked again. And that's it. Nothing special, but it's a date I'm grateful for.

Oh, and dad came back by night as well.

He said that we should just enjoy our vacation first, that he'll take care of the tedious stuff and inform me of whatever is needed later. He did say that I'll be officially announced as a Saint at the Founding Festival some days later as well.

''Good work today, guys.'' I said, putting the dessert tray onto the table. ''Eat these, and then we can go to sleep.''

''We baked them together.'' Emy gives a thumbs up.

''Thanks, you two.'' Liana said.

''Thanks for the food~''

''I'm excited, Sylvia. I'm afraid I can't sleep tonight.'' Tina merrily showers me with kisses everywhere.

Ah, I hope she doesn't hug Liana tonight and then fight in the morning again. Maybe I should hug her tonight? But I don't know if either Emy or Anna would yield though...

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Unfortunately, it's happened again.

Somehow, these two girls always end up hugging each other by morning. I mean, they're both gorgeous, so it would be a blessing for the eyes every time I see them like that, but the fighting...

Either way, it's business as usual. 

We decided to go out today to play.

''So, where do you want to go today?'' I asked, taking Tina's hand while we were walking out of the building.

''Do you want to visit sister Maria again?'' Tina replied after pondering for a bit.

''Of course! It's been a while since I've touched an instrument.''

Music! Music always brightens my days.

''That's decided, then.'' Tina giggles.

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*clack*

''Sister, are you there~?'' Tina called out.

''Oh, Christina. It's been a while, isn't it.''

Still the same priest attire, still the same guitar as before. Sister Maria is sitting behind the counter.

There's a certain charm to a priestess who plays a guitar.

''Hi, sister, we're here for a visit again.'' I said, taking the seat before the counter.

''Yes, Sylvia. It has been a month, right? I assume that your relationship is still going strong?'' She replied, looking at Tina, who's already waist-hugging me.

''It's great! Tina is a wonderful lover.''

She's courteous, hardworking, compassionate, and has a yandere side, which I love a lot.

''Fufu, I see. That's great.'' She puts the guitar on the counter. ''So, what do you want to do here?''

I lock eyes with Tina for a second.

''We're here for some music as usual.'' Tina said.

''Oh. Do you want to hear me sing again? Or do you want to sing yourself?''

''If you want to hear more songs in Elvish, I could do it.'' I said.

''Please, then.'' Maria smiles contently.

''I want to hear your singing too, Sylvia.'' Tina puts her hand on my thigh.

I take the guitar, then close my eyes to browse the internet for Japanese songs.

Mghmm... Which one do I choose...

Let's go for a cheerful song.

''Can I borrow the piano instead?'' I asked.

''Sure.''

So I walk over to the piano.

''Please listen, 'LADY'.''

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"Phew~''

That was a whole karaoke session, Jesus Christ. But sometimes singing like this feels pretty good.

''Your singing was as beautiful as ever, Sylvia.'' Tina turns to me.

''Really?''

''Of course! Your voice is easily one of the most beautiful voices I've ever heard.''

''Thanks!''

*chu*

You get a kiss on the lips for that, miss girlfriend.

''Mhmm... Can we go to the theatre next? I suddenly feel like watching one of those horribly bad plays again.'' I said, hugging her arm tighter.

''Sure thing. We can go whenever you want, my lady.''

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''Why did you chase him out, Grand Duke?! I was just teaching him!'' The woman shouted angrily.

''...Tch. Don't go near him again.'' The 'Grand Duke' said coldly. 

''Why?! Are you insinuating that I'm cheating?! This whole marriage is literally a contract!''

''Do as I said.''

*clack*

Annnnd he just left.

''Seriously, I have to wonder, who wrote these scripts...'' Tina muttered.

''...Maybe this is the hook, you know?''

''Really...?''

Nope. I was kidding.

I swear, these fucking cold-ass Grand Dukes of the North or whatever always have at least some kind of communication issues. Oh, together with the female leads, of course.

''Aide.'' The 'Grand Duke' said, sitting in his office. ''Tell me, why do I feel this way about that woman?'' He narrows his eyes.

Brother, he's your aide, not your therapist.

''Your Excellency, I am your aide, not your therapist.''

'''' ... ''''

There we go.

''Hm? Is that the headmaster...?'' Tina muttered in disbelief.

''Huh? No way...''

Scanning the audience seats, I eventually spot a familiar black-white head, currently stuffing his mouth with popcorn.

'''' ... ''''

Well, there's that.

''Tina, let's have sex?''

''Eh?''

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''Say 'Ah~'.''

''Ah~''

Mghmm... This is heaven.

''Is it good?''

''Mhm.''

''I'm glad.'' She replied, taking a bite of the crepe as well.

Of course, it'll be good. 

This is the store that Emy and I discovered after all.

Maybe I should take the whole family here someday. These are crepes to die for.

Tina was kinda reluctant to have sex in the theatre earlier, but after some simple boob press, she got hard instantly.

''What do you want to go after this?'' Tina asked.

''Let's go back. I have something I've been wanting to do.'' I said, leaning on her shoulder.

''Hm? Sure.'' She raises an eyebrow. ''Here, eat more.''

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*clack*

''Mgm~~ Hah~'' I lazily stretch my arms after stepping into the room.

''Do you want to prepare dinner first? Or just rest?'' Tina asked.

''Ah, let's eat first. I'll make dinner for you.''

''Thanks. But let me help.''

''Sure.''

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''Phew~'' Tina sighed. ''You really are an ideal wife, Sylvia. I want to marry you right away.''

''Is that so?'' 

I'm flattered. But we need to get engaged first.

''Yes. You are cute, you are sweet, you are caring, you are supportive, and you can even cook. How could I ask for a more fitting wife material?''

''You're making me blush...''

Tina silently walks over to me.

*chu*

And plants a deep kiss on my lips.

'''' ... ''''

Pulling out of the kiss after a long time, I put my hand on her cheek.

''Tina, would you like to go stargazing with me?''

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6:35 P.M

The sun had already set, leaving countless stars floating all over the sky. 

I am now sitting on the rooftop with Tina, hand holding hand. The gentle breeze blows on us.

''I've always wanted to do this with you.'' I said.

''Mhm.''

*chu*

We both smile at the same time.

I then pull out the telescope that Tina gave me for my birthday.

''Do you know how to use this?'' I asked.

''Yes, let me teach you.'' She takes my hand and places it onto the telescope. ''You have to set it up first.''

''Mhm.''

''Adjust the stands like this... Alright. Then Align the finger scope...''

...I never thought that it would be this tedious.

''Done, now you just need to find a target and then zoom in. Ah, you have to adjust the magnification as well.''

''Alright!''

Let's look at the moon first.

''Mhgm...''

Wow... I've vaguely seen that the moon here is completely different, but seeing it up close feels weird.

''How is it? You're looking at the moon, right?''

''Hmm... There's a giant crater on its surface, unlike our moon. But otherwise unremarkable, I guess.''

Who the hell punched a hole in there, Saitama?

''Let me take a look.''

''Alright.''

''Hmm... The magnification is pretty nice on this one...''

''Let's switch to another target.''

''Sure, hmm... Ah, this one looks kind of weird.''

''Where?! Let me see, let me see!''