Chapter 256 - Conquering the World!
Chapter 256: Conquering the World!
In the end, Zhou Ze still made a phone call. After all, the old priest’s life was in the hands of the other party. Previously, when he said that he wanted to collect an animal world, it was just for fun. There was no direct purpose to it.
A salted fish could occasionally turn over a new leaf when it was bored, but if you let it have any long-term plans, it would really be too difficult for it.
Moreover, Zhou Ze saw how difficult it was to deal with the Old Mountains and forests in the northeast. You caught one and then came out of the mountains to find you one by one. It really annoyed you.
Sitting in the private room, the female receptionist served a cup of Longjing tea. Then, she stood behind Zhou Ze generously and helped him massage his shoulders.
The old priest had already woken up. He was naked, holding his head with both hands and squatting next to him with a mournful expression, like a John who was caught when the police were cleaning up pornography.
Boss Zhou kept smoking and did not speak. However, this silent atmosphere made the old man suffer the most.
Actually, it was true. Boss Zhou was indeed a little uncomfortable in his heart. He had captured two great immortals and had to give them away before he could even warm them up.
“Are you feeling uncomfortable?”
The female receptionist put her face close to Zhou Ze’s ear and asked softly.
This vixen was indeed born with a seductive bone. Even Zhou Ze had to admit that she was indeed very attractive.
“This club is run by You?”Zhou ze asked.
“Hehe, yes. It has been running for almost three years, and business has always been good.”
“Is this business to make money?”
Zhou ze suddenly felt that even the great immortals were having a hard time. Was it because there were fewer and fewer people who were superstitious, so the great immortals’offerings were also fewer?
“Making Money?”The female receptionist covered her mouth and laughed for a long time. She laughed so hard that tears were about to come out. She said, “Mr. Zhou, your joke is really too funny,
do people like you and I lack money?”
“…”Zhou Ze.
Boss Zhou felt a deep malice from this world.
In the past,
yingying had funerary antiques,
old Xu had more than twenty rooms,
the income from the old priest’s live broadcast was also considerable,
the person who opened the internet cafe across from him was obviously a second-generation rich kid. A cigarette was worth more than a thousand dollars,
now that he had met a vixen, he was also rich?
“Sister opened a brothel more than a hundred years ago. At that time, brothels were legal.”
“If not to make money, what was it for?”
“Then why did you open a bookstore?”
Zhou Ze was silent, not knowing how to answer.
The female receptionist loosened her hair, pointed around and said,
“The decadent sound entered my ears, and the birds and birds lingered around,
men and women mingled in love, and the sound and lust were endless,
love, lust..,
ugly, dirty, obscene..,
despicable, flattering, perverted..,
people were very secretive about the word “Sex”..,
but they couldn’t leave it, couldn’t get around it, and couldn’t bear to part with it.
Watching, listening, and comprehending..,
cultivating the three realms beyond the mortal world..,
mr. Zhou..,
this is my path of cultivation.”
Zhou ze nodded when he heard that.
“After the founding of the nation, you’re not allowed to become a spirit…”
The path of demonic cultivation was getting harder and harder, and everyone’s offerings were getting fewer and fewer. Those old geezers were still hiding in the old mountains and forests like turtles, so I didn’t think much of them.
But there was nothing I could do. After all, two hundred years ago, everyone was a cute little animal
“You broke their bones and connected their tendons. This time, they fell one after another at your hands. Someone in the old forest sent a message, so I couldn’t just ignore it. I was also worried.”
“How many more demons are there in the Old Mountain Forest?”Zhou ze asked curiously.
“Not much, not much. Only our group of old people still have a bit of a climate. As for the rest, there are very few who can open their minds.”.
“Hehe, Mr. Zhou, let me say something from the bottom of my heart. You can capture these old things, but there’s no need to feel guilty or reason with them. If It’s time to pull out their skin and tendons, then pull out their tendons. If It’s time to refine their souls, then refine their souls.”
“If you really can’t do it, then there’s nothing wrong with creating a puppet for them to be your door god. Although I was trying to reason with you earlier, in reality, there’s no reason for this at all.”.
If you are strong, you have tricks. If you eat them to death, they can only accept it.
When eighth aunt and brother Huang had just become spirits in the early years, who had not harmed the forest or even people’s lives down the mountain? Each of their hands and feet were not pure and innocent
Later on, when their cultivation was high and the times were different, they learned to be more reserved. But in nature, they were still the same as before.
“If you don’t know those techniques, I can teach you, but you have to promise not to use those tricks on me. In the future, if there are any blind demons who come to find trouble with you, or if you see them, just keep them if you can, “Don’t you want to make the best use of them?”
Zhou Ze looked at this vixen in surprise and asked, “Why are you doing this?”
“Why?”The female receptionist hooked her arms around Zhou Ze’s neck and almost half of her body was sitting on Zhou Ze’s lap. She said affectionately, “I like you, can I?”?
There were not many people who could remain calm in front of me, so I think highly of you.
With this kind of determination, even if you were just a ghost now, maybe in a few years or ten years, the Chief Constable Patrol Inspector might even pick up the pen and become a judge one day.
“At this moment, I will first do you a favor. When you become rich in the future, don’t forget about me.
“Moreover, Huang Ah San and Aunt Ba are not easy to deal with. You can take both of them, which shows your ability.
“This is also an investment. When I opened a brothel in Henan, I invested in Yuan Jiting. I almost succeeded.”
Zhou ze frowned slightly. Who Was Yuan Ruiting?
At this moment, the old priest who had been squatting by the side and did not dare to speak spoke:
“Boss, it’s Yuan Shikai.”
Zhou Ze’s frown deepened.
The old priest, who had just finished his lecture, wanted to slap himself,
he scolded himself:
You are the one who talks too much,
you are the one who is capable,
you just can’t help but want to show off, right? !
“It’s a pity that he’s not blessed enough to hold up that yellow robe. It didn’t take long for him to die. I almost had the chance to be the mother of the world back then.”
At this point, the female receptionist actually started laughing on her own and then started crying again, as if she was talking about something sad.
“Where’s our boss? I’m here to look for our boss!”
“Boom! Boom! Boom!”
A series of explosions came from outside.
The female receptionist got off Zhou Ze’s body, stood up, and walked outside. Zhou Ze also went out. The old priest immediately put on his Taoist robe and followed her out.
A little monkey sat on Bai Yingying’s shoulder and stood in the middle of the hall. Around her, there were five or six security guards lying on the floor.
“Boss, Yingying is here!”
The female receptionist and Zhou Ze walked out at the same time. The female receptionist first looked at the Yin-yang book in the monkey’s hand and pursed her lips. She was secretly shocked:
No wonder eighth aunt and Huang Assan had fallen for it. So it was this thing.
At this moment, the female receptionist looked at Zhou Ze in a different way. The Yin-yang book was held by the judge. Don’t think that there was no nepotism in Hell.
At this moment, the female receptionist clearly regarded Zhou Ze as the second generation of the Yin family,
being a ghost messenger was nothing but gilded gold.
“That thing…”the female receptionist pointed at the Yin-yang book in Monkey’s hand.
Before she could finish her sentence,
yingying shouted, “What thing is that? I have plenty of money!”
As she said this, Yingying took out the box she was carrying and threw wads of money out of it,
she was so heroic!
It was similar to the scene in “God of gamblers”where the rich man danced with a girl while holding her in his arms.
“Didn’t my boss sleep with a few women here? It’s your honor!
It’s a blessing that you can’t repair in a few lifetimes to be blessed by my boss!”
As she shouted, she continued throwing the money.
“Do you think my boss has no money? You Can’t give me this little bit of money?
“I, Yingying, have it. Come on, Don’t you want money? Do you want to force my boss to pay the debt with his treasure?
“I’m telling you, no way!
“Here’s the money!
“Boss, have you had enough fun? If not, we’ll continue to shout and ask them to call out all the women in the club,
“Look at them one by one. Don’t worry, with Yingying around, I’ll definitely let you have your fun!”
Zhou Ze took a deep breath and suddenly felt a slight pain in his liver.
The female receptionist was also dumbfounded,
the old priest was almost drooling from watching from the side. He made up his mind to secretly ask Bai Yingying if she had any sisters in her past life and where she was buried, he would also dig a grave and dig out a zombie that looked like Yingying.
She was both a maid and a henchman. If you went to the brothel, she would even bring money to pay for you!
F * ck,
why Can’t I meet her?
Actually, it was because after Zhou Ze gave Bai Yingying the address on the phone, he went back and asked Lao Xu. He thought that the boss was like the old Taoist who went to the brothel and had no money to pay, so he was detained.
“Yingying.”
Zhou Ze waved at Bai Yingying.
“Hey, Boss.”
Bai Yingying immediately ran over with the big bag in her hand.
“Is this bag full of money?”Zhou ze asked.
“AH, it’s not just money. Yingying heard that this place might not be clean enough, so she brought you the best Smurfs. I don’t know what flavor you like, Boss.”
“There are some with granules.”
“There are also chocolate flavored ones.”
“There are also ultra-thin ones.”
“Oh, and there’s also a lubricant disinfectant. In addition, she brought a large bottle of gynecological cleansing. It’s healthier to wash it.”
“…”Zhou Ze.
“Little sister, I think we have a misunderstanding?”The female receptionist asked at this moment.
“Misunderstanding?”Bai Yingying was stunned for a moment and immediately looked terrified. At the same time, she grabbed the female receptionist’s arms with both hands and shook them. “It can’t be a misunderstanding!”
She had been worried about her boss’lower body. She really hoped that her boss could prove that she could drive on the road normally.
“Yingying.”
“Hey, boss, I also brought God oil and Viagra…”
“Shut up.”
“Ugh…”Bai Yingying immediately stopped talking.
Zhou Ze felt a headache. He took the Yin-yang book from the monkey and handed it to the female receptionist. “They are inside. Let them out.”
The female receptionist was so frightened that she kept retreating. At the same time, she waved her hand and said, “Are you kidding me? This is… This Is…”
The female receptionist didn’t even dare to say the words “Yin-yang book”.
The judge of Yin was so dignified that even the demonic cultivators in the Yang world had to retreat.
Zhou ze shrugged,
he said,
“Then the problem is, I don’t have the instruction manual for this thing. So far,
i only know how to put things in it,
i don’t know how to take things out yet.”
“…”female receptionist.