The Unnamed God. I'm really Not a God You Guys!

Chapter 207: Fanclub?

The guild is as lively as usual.

Did I run away from Kim?

Perhaps a bit.

I'm done with slimes for now.

Overload of info.

Let me see.

I need to know about regulations for the diplomatic city.

If it's possible to get a passage right to proceed with a weak pet.

After all, there is no way Wolfie counts as a monster.

Who should I ask?

Eternal Ice may get mad if I disturb him for that.

I would ask little Bai *sigh*

Maybe that committee guy?

Ah, but I still haven't gotten the autograph he asked me for.

I guess the receptionist, maybe?

Nope, it's the psycho one from last time.

Who should I .

"It's him I tell you!"

"Are you so sure?"

There are two cute girls pointing at me.

Ah, I see. Must be the new clothes.

I guess it's true that the clothes make the man.

Actually, I hope not.

I got this cool attire at the evil guys' place.

I take a suave voice.

[What can I do for you girls?]

They are shyly looking at each other.

"Would you come somewhere with us?"

Is it finally my time to be popular?!

Waitthere might be a catch.

Unlikely, since I am truly handsome.

Still better be careful.

[You girls aren't going to ask me for an Eternal Ice autograph, right?]

"Of course not! We don't care about that!"

[Alright, lead the way!]

Who doesn't like attention?

I'll just go with the flow for now.

Maybe sign a few autographs, ask a few questions.

Then I will be on my way.

Good plan.

After a while, we arrive before a door.

"We are here!"

Yes, I can see that.

Where is here exactly?

As I follow them inside awaits me

How many people are there?!

About 40 give or take.

Did I stumble upon a cult?

Perhaps even a pyramid scheme?

Who knows

It's fine I have great willpower!

I can also run fast.

If it becomes sketchy, I will GTFO.

One of the girls runs forward.

Meanwhile the other remains by my side.

"Leader look who I brought!"

Yep, that sounds like a cult alright.

"A new member! Nice! Welcome, brother!"

"No! Open your eyes, you imbecile! He is Eternal Ice student!"

Their leader looks at me incredulously.

Then he rubs his eyes.

Before suddenly smiling and dashing over.

"I can't believe it; I am meeting you for real! This is amazing!"

Okay, what the hell did I miss?

Is the guy crying?

What's with the overreaction?

We just met too!

[So, what is this about?]

"AH, my bad. Where are my manners! We are the official DTF group!"

[*cough* What?!]

Is this some kind of really intimate club?

DTF can only mean one thing

"We are the Donkey Team Fans!"

What the hell?

Are they trying to bait people?!

This is not what it is supposed to mean

Ah, never mind.

[So, what is this about?]

"There are two factions in the guild. The ones that are voting team donkey and then ones that are voting team snake."

[Didn't that combat already happen?]

"Yes, it did, but we are speculating about a possible rematch."

[What for?]

"Some say the donkey only won because the opponent was careless. Not us! We believe the result would be the exact same."

[Thanks for the vote of confidence I guess]

"You are welcome!"

More like what's the point?

It doesn't change anything in my life who the people in this place are rooting for.

Hell, the unicorn is already gone.

There won't be a rematch, there won't be any betting or spectators either.

"Is it true that your donkey is magical?"

[What do you mean?]

"It defeated a rank 2 easily. It has also been sighted at the library reading. There is no way a beast able to read would be stupid."

[Oh, guess she was reading recently. That would explain why she was busy.]

"What's with the deadpan reaction? Isn't that amazing?!"

[I mean, it's not that surprising, get over it.]

*Gasps*

What? Did I say something weird?

"How did you do it?"

[Do what?]

"Teach her to read?"

[I didn't, I don't even know how to myself.]

Well, not in this language anyway.

"How?! Then she how did she learn it?!"

[Don't know man, she knew already when she started following me.]

"*Gasp* Where did you find her? Where there any other donkeys there?"

[Why? Are you trying to get your own?]

"Maybe?"

[Yeah, good luck with that. She's usually very shy.]

"Then how did you..?"

[Friend of a friend. That kind of thing. Don't overthink it. She is gone at the moment.]

"Gone?! Where?! How come?!"

[She had some stuff to deal with. She'll be back at some point.]

"Aren't you worried she will be vulnerable alone?!"

[Not especially. She can protect herself.]

"Wow! Hear that brothers and sisters! This is the optic a strong tamer should have for sure! To trust in his pets and"

[Brother that's enough I believe.]

He looks at me shyly.

Is he blushing too?!

"Brother, could I perhaps have an autograph?"

Can't be helped.

Let's sign one real quick.

He brings a quill and some ink.

How the hell am I supposed to write with that?!

Like seriously?!

Get me a pen!

Whatever can't falter here.

I am a cool and awesome senior.

*Scribble*

The handsome and smart sect master of The Unnamed God Sect!

[There you go!]

"*Gasp* Brother, what kind of language is this?!"

[Hehe, you see this is what we call broken English. The best language of all time to cast the most powerful of spells.]

*Sound of people exclaiming in awe! *

"I want one too!"

Before long all the other members are asking for one too.

*Sigh* This is understandable.

I am a great guy indeed.

I used to look down on Fanclubs, but now I understand how noble these organizations are.

They are the only ones that saw my greatness!

How discerning they are for.

"Thank you! It is not as great as the donkey's autograph, but it is better than nothing!"

What the

The others are nodding in agreement.

OMG, I'm just a replacement for getting one from a Donkey?!

Are you kidding me?!

Never mind. Fanclubs are all retarded!

No, I'm not just jelly!

How do I get out of this place now?