I'm Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Are you crying? You’re crying, right? Are you sad to the point you have to cry in front of me because your first kiss was stolen?

Hey, it’s not my fault! The root cause was because you were too obsessed with my white hair and you were the one who crashed into me at the end! Instead of calling it a kiss, wouldn’t it be more like a bump touch!

Also, because we hit each other too hard and it happened so fast, I can’t even reflect back on how it felt.

I completely cannot tell if it was sour, sweet, tart, strawberry-flavored, or apple-flavored!

Only the temperature of the class leader’s lips was deeply ingrained in my memory.

It was scalding hot, even hotter than the summer’s heat. I never expected someone as calm as the class leader to have scalding hot lips.

I guess it was because she was upset? Not only was she not able to remove my white hair, she was instead kissed by me. Wouldn’t any other girl be upset to the point of having their body temperature raised?

When the class leader raised her head, I could see her eyes were a bit red but she did not have any tears.

She was biting her lips and had a complicated expression on her face. It wouldn’t be completely right to call it feelings of hate, it seems she had more feelings of unwillingness.

What? Were you not satisfied with the kiss? As a Justice Devil, are you like other girls where you dream of a prince on a white horse for your first kiss?

I’m sorry I’m a plebeian and not a prince! But I won’t apologize! For example, America now has to deal with terrorists because they bombed Iraq. Just consider this case as retaliation against you.

Although it could have only been a few seconds in reality, in my mind, it seemed like it took the class leader a long time before she was able to keep her cool. She tried her best to suppress herself and spoke to me as calmly as possible:

“Ye Lin... will you take responsibility?”

Huh? Responsibility? What responsibility? It’s not like you would get pregnant from a kiss! Don’t tell me you want me to be the father of your child because I took your first kiss! I never expected someone who flaunts female independence would have traditionalistic views of marriage!

“What are you thinking about? I want you to take responsibility and let me pull off that white hair!”

“Eh?” I wasn’t able to react in the instant, “Didn’t you want me to be responsible for the child in your tummy?”

The class leader was definitely pissed when I derailed from our conversation, “You’re the one who has a child in your stomach! Your whole family has children in their stomachs!”

Do you want to remove my white hair that badly? Even if I took your first kiss, you would rather want my white hair instead of an apology?

I feel defeated. I can’t help it, since you paid a heavy price, I’ll let you take away my white hair.

“Fine, I’ll take responsibility. If this white hair bothers you, then just pull it out!”

The class leader was still a bit skeptical.

“You won’t dodge?”

“I won’t, just make it quick and painless.”

The class leader made a relieved expression and reached out to grab my hair without caring about her posture.

The class leader easily found the pesky strand of white hair with my cooperation.

“Hey! It hurts! Be a bit more gentle!”

The class leader thought she would definitely succeed this time, but she was not able to pull it out.

“I can’t believe even a white hair is this sturdy! Is your hair pig hair?”

Have you seen such a handsome pig before? I’m a lone wolf and this is wolf fur! You would be able to turn the hair into a brush and sell it for a high price!

The class leader held onto the desk with one hand and used the other to pull my wolf hair. She frowned and actually wanted to use her hand to grab my head instead of the desk, so she could use my head as a fulcrum to pull out the hair.

Hey, don’t go overboard! Didn’t you say you won’t hurt me, but why are you treating my head as if you’re pulling out a carrot from the ground!

“Don’t move!” The class leader shouted, it was clear she was still vexed about her first kiss being stolen, “It’s almost over, hold it in! I... I didn’t even say anything when you kissed me...”

You’re the one who’s moving! You’re not properly holding the desk and you’re shifting all your weight on me! It’s murder! My neck is about to snap! Our school’s low-quality desk is shaking! If this keeps up, you could lose balance and we might end up kissing again!

For some reason I was a bit expectant, I guess I still want to see if it was apple flavored or strawberry flavored?

Right when the class leader and I were in a happy moment (this doesn’t really seem like a good description for our situation), we suddenly heard a sound like a mouse just saw a cat and wants to escape coming from behind us.

We both turned around at the same time and the gazes from the Justice Devil and Lone Wolf instantly trapped the person who tried to hide behind the door.

It was a pale and trembling Gong CaiCai.

“I’m sorry!” She lowered her head and apologized before we even spoke, “The, the music teacher realized some of us were absent, so they asked me to look... I never expected... no, it was an accident!”

What?? Why are you so scared?

Seeing that the class leader and I did not speak (the class leader might still be focused on my white hair), Gong CaiCai’s face turned even paler because she thought her apology was not accepted.

She covered her head like she was taking shelter during an earthquake. It seemed like she wanted to squat down but was afraid of squatting down without permission.

“I’m sorry! I... I didn’t see anything! Please forgive me! I won’t sa—y anything!”

It’s completely contradictory. Based on what you said, you definitely saw something, right? No one even knows when you came into the classroom since you walk so quietly ——maybe she already saw us kiss!

Even our current position is pretty ambiguous.

“Hey.” I reached one hand towards Gong CaiCai, but Gong CaiCai fell as if she was struck by lightning before I was able to complete my sentence.

“Don’t kill me!! Ple- ple- ple- plea- please forgive me! I... I still have a lot of flowers I need to take care of at home and they will wither without me!”

Who wants to kill you! Who wants to let your flowers wither! Can you let me finish my sentence!

“Cai Cai...” The class leader finally spoke after a bit of hesitation, “It’s not what you think, don’t misunderstand...”

“I- I- I- I- I didn’t misunderstand!”

I’m not sure why even the class leader makes Gong CaiCai shudder since the class leader usually always takes care of her in class. Maybe the class leader is both kind and scary in her mind? Did your image of her collapse when you saw her together with scum like me?

Gong CaiCai had incoherent speech numerous times due to her fear:

“The class le- le- le- leader kissing Ye Lin, I won’t tell anyone... No, I didn’t see anything, it was my imagination! Ahhhhhhh! I might be sentenced to death even for my imagination! I was wrong! I was never here, I was not sent by the music teacher! If I was never here then I never saw anything... Ah, it would be great if I was never even born... I can’t believe someone like me would live on this planet...”

Gong CaiCai’s appearance makes people feel like she would actually drown to death in air.

I could not stand it anymore so I spoke to her as gently as possible:

“Don’t be scared, this a lawful society. I will not kill you...”

“You will kill me!”

Gong CaiCai grabbed her naturally curly hair when she misheard my sentence. Her expression of grief and despair was indescribable.

“Too cruel! Is today the last day of my life? I still have a lot of relatives to bid farewell to and many pots of plants that have yet to bloom! I can only... I can only make sure someone else takes care of my plants in my will! Boo hoo hoo~~~~!!”

Gong CaiCai ran away while crying loudly. It seems she tripped once more in the hallway but she did not stop. She pushed herself up and kept crying while running which shocked a few nearby students.