I'm Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

“Ah, it hurts! You actually did a surprise attack!”

I looked at the hair that the class leader finally pulled off. The short white wolf hair was between the class leader’s thumb and index finger and appeared translucent under the sunlight.

The class leader was finally able to calmly reflect on the issue with Gong CaiCai after she was no longer affected by her OCD.

“Ye Lin, I’ll try to explain the situation to Gong CaiCai later. You should try to explain to her too, she’s just afraid of you...”

I sighed, “It’s like a mouse meeting a cat every time she sees me. It takes so much effort for me to speak to her so I can explain it clearly? Just let her misunderstand! Since it was only an accident, we shouldn’t be afraid ...”

The class leader frowned when she heard me describe it as an ‘accident’, but quickly regained her posture when I said ‘we shouldn’t be afraid’.

“Basically, we can’t leave Gong CaiCai like this! You already saw how scared she was, if we don’t explain it properly...”

I raised one eyebrow, “What will happen? A wise man once said: Explanations are only a cover-up, the more you try to explain, the messier it becomes. A real warrior doesn’t need to explain anything!”

The class leader glared at me, it meant ‘Don’t interrupt, let me finish!’

“Gong CaiCai is a coward. She might get in danger if we leave her like this!”

“Danger?” I frowned and thought about it, “Is she going to leave a will and hang herself?”

The class leader revealed a worried expression when she heard that possibility. It seemed like she wanted to immediately turn around and run towards Gong CaiCai.

I noticed my white hair was still between her fingers so I said:

“Throw it on the ground! Are you going to keep as a souvenir?”

The class leader paused a bit before she realized I was referring to the strand of hair. Then she awkwardly denied it:

“It’s only because the student on duty today already swept the floor and I don’t want to make it dirty!” She said as she carelessly tossed the strand of hair into her pocket.

“I’ll take responsibility and throw this worthless trash in the garbage!”

I was indifferent since hair that left my body was no different than trash —— but this strand of white hair was given in return for your first kiss! The worths of the two items aren’t even close to equal! If you say this strand of hair is worthless, wouldn’t that mean your kiss is equally worthless by comparison?

A stream of dejected feelings erupted from the class leader’s eyes when she also became aware.

Did she realize it was not worth it? Will she remember this grudge and keep this strand of hair in her diary, then write pages and pages of curses at me to remind herself to take revenge?

I can’t help but shudder when I think about the gun the class leader has hidden at her home.

If the class leader found out I already kissed Xiao Qin before, and it was even a French kiss, would she feel it was even more not worth it?

Umm... Captain, don’t shoot! No wait, I mean, class leader, don’t shoot me with your gun! Although your first kiss was taken, I will use other ways to express my apologies! For example, offering my intelligence during class policies... Ah, no! My intelligence would never reach a 9, even if it did, it would be a 9 with a circle around it. (TN: He means his grades) Then what about strength? I can help you move things during sports competitions! What? Niu ShiLi would be better than me? Then I can’t really think of how I can help you right now, but if you don’t mind, I’m still a virgin...

Damn! What the hell am I thinking!

I felt embarrassed by my own dirty thoughts, I’m supposed to be a Spartan! I should have no desire to copulate with a female! Is it because I felt like my life was in danger when Peng TouSi kidnapped me yesterday and I gained feelings of leaving a descendant behind?

The class leader left and chased after Gong CaiCai while I kept thinking about my problem.

From an eugenics perspective, the kid I have with Shu Sha should be taller and smarter than the kid I have with Xiao Qin, right? If it was a girl, then she might inherit Shu Sha’s intelligence with my strength and can develop towards the cop world like Shu Sha!

But trap genes are also hidden in the class leader’s family tree. If it was was a boy, he might end up as a trap like Shu Zhe, then I could only admit defeat as a father.

I couldn’t help but think about the future generations between me and Xiao Qin. However, no matter what I thought, we would not be making a kid, but the latest bioengineered humanoid weapon. It would be deadly! If it unfortunately inherited the characteristic of enjoying picking on others like Xiao Qin, they will definitely bully the kindergarten children to death!

It was almost Thursday, the day when Xiao QIn promised to return brother Optimus Prime. But Xiao Qin completely avoided the topic and pretended to be ignorant.

I saw the class leader forcefully pulling Gong CaiCai out during lunch. She probably took her out to eat. I’m not sure what she told her, but when they returned Gong CaiCai no longer begged for mercy every time she saw me. Instead, she looked at me with a strange expression like before.

In a blink of an eye, it was free time where the country sets a standard for the minimum amount of time students need to exercise per day.

The boys usually crowd around basketball and soccer fields, but girls are split between various activities. For example, the class leader and Xiong YaoYue went to practice volleyball, Loud Mouth and Little Smart was gossiping in the shade under a tree, there were also others playing badminton, jianzi, jump rope... Of course, there was also Xiao Qin who was not doing anything because she was afraid of gaining muscle and getting tanned. She was only leaning against the classroom window while staring at me.

On the way to watch Niu ShiLi’s practice, I bumped into Gong CaiCai who seemed like she had a lot on her mind.

She was circling around the shadows of the school walls while taking tiny steps. Her face was full of lingering sorrows, and every once in a while, she would twitch her brows nervously as if something terrible was in front of her.

It’s better to catch her up sooner than later. Since I bumped into her, I guess I should listen to the class leader and try to ‘explain’ the situation in the classroom.

Thus I shouted her name: “Gong CaiCai, wait a sec!”

Gong CaiCai immediately froze on the spot as if the grim reaper came to collect her soul.

“Ye- Ye- Ye- Ye Lin classmate, do you need me for something?”

The words coming out of her mouth sounded like it was from a faulty recorder.

I shook my head, stuck my hands in my pockets and tried to speak slowly:

“Gong CaiCai, don’t be scared, I won’t eat you!”

Gong CaiCai nodded like a little chick, “Thank- thank you!”

Do you have to say thanks because I won’t eat you? Are you really treating yourself as a sheep and me as a salivating grey wolf?!